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WHEN I WAS 20 YEARS OLD , THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER , I DROVE MY GIRL FRIEND TO WORK ON MY ALL CHROMED OUT, CANDY BLUE , XS1100 , KERKER , JETTED CARBS. & K&N'S , http://www.vmaxforum.net/album.php?albumid=24&pictureid=108 , ABOUT 5 MILES UP THE HIGHWAY . ON THE WAY BACK , AFTER I DROPPED HER OFF , THERE WAS A GUY HITCHHIKING , SO I HAD HER HELMET ON MY LITTLE SISSY-BAR SO I STARTED DOWN SHIFTING & PULLING OVER , THE EXPRESSION ON THE GUY'S FACE WAS GREAT ! I ASKED WERE HE WAS GOING & I SAID I COULD TAKE HIM AS FAR AS RED BANK . HE SAID "OK" , SO I STARTED CRANKING THROUGH THE GEARS IN THE FAST LANE , HE NEVER SAID A WORD OR MADE A SOUND ! THIS BIKE WAS LOUD TO ! AFTER ABOUT 4 MILES & MAKING IT THROUGH 7 OR 8 GREEN LIGHTS , ONE MILE SHORT OF RED BANK , WE FINALLY HIT A RED LIGHT , BEFORE I EVEN GOT STOPPED ALL THE WAY , HE WAS JUMPING OFF & SAYING " LET ME OFF THIS FUCKING THING " WE BOTH STARTED LAUGHING ! THE FUNNY THING IS , THAT WAS 26 YEARS AGO & HE'S PROBABLY STILL TELLING THAT STORY ( SAME AS ME ) OF SOME CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER ON A YAMAHA THAT PICKED HIM UP HITCHHIKING ONE DAY !:rofl_200:
 
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My momma always told me to never accept a ride from any guy on a Yamaha. Serves him right. Probably runs like hell now whenever he hears the sound of a Kerker. Kerkephobia.
 
My momma always told me to never accept a ride from any guy on a Yamaha. Serves him right. Probably runs like hell now whenever he hears the sound of a Kerker. KERKEPHOBIA.
KNOW THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT !..."KERKEPHOBIA"... I KNOW THATS A REAL CONDITION , "I WAS ADDICTED TO IT FOR A LONG TIME "!...:rofl_200::biglaugh::rofl_200:
 
I made the mistake of getting on the back of my buddies GS1000 that was all tricked out back in the late 80's. Well after the huge wheelie shifting into 2nd watching the 85 mph speedo bury in third. All this on a main street of a small town in Nor Cal. I never got on any of my budies tricked out bikes(on the back for a ride) .
 
let me off this think :confused2: he was talking about the bike
 
KNOW THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT !..."KERKEPHOBIA"... I KNOW THATS A REAL CONDITION , "I WAS ADDICTED TO IT FOR A LONG TIME "!...:rofl_200::biglaugh::rofl_200:

Well then you were a Kerkermaniac back then, CR. Do you still have your Kerker fetish now or are you on the Kerker wagon? I like 'em, but I'm not obsessed....Much.
 
Well then you were a Kerkermaniac back then, CR. Do you still have your Kerker fetish now or are you on the Kerker wagon? I like 'em, but I'm not obsessed....Much.
I ALWAYS PUT AFTERMARKET EXHAUST ON EVERY BIKE I OWED , BUT I HAVE STOCK EXHAUST ON MY MAX , I KNOW IF I CHANGE IT , THEY WILL START ENFORCING THE EXHAUST LAWS HERE IN NEW JERSEY ! ( JUST MY LUCK ) SO ITS STAYING STOCK FOR NOW !..:confused2:
 
I made the mistake of getting on the back of my buddies GS1000 that was all tricked out back in the late 80's. Well after the huge wheelie shifting into 2nd watching the 85 mph speedo bury in third. All this on a main street of a small town in Nor Cal. I never got on any of my buddies tricked out bikes(on the back for a ride) .
YOU KNOW THAT GUY WHO GOT ON THE BACK OF MY "XS" PROBABLY NEVER GOT ON THE BACK OF , OR NEVER GOT ON A BIKE AGAIN EVER ! I WOULD LOVE TO BE AT A BARBECUE OR A PARTY / WEDDING , ANYWHERE & OVER HEAR A GUY TELLING THAT STORY , SO I COULD MEET HIM AGAIN ! HOW GREAT WOULD THAT BE !!!!...:rofl_200::punk:
 
I ALWAYS PUT AFTERMARKET EXHAUST ON EVERY BIKE I OWED , BUT I HAVE STOCK EXHAUST ON MY MAX , I KNOW IF I CHANGE IT , THEY WILL START ENFORCING THE EXHAUST LAWS HERE IN NEW JERSEY ! ( JUST MY LUCK ) SO ITS STAYING STOCK FOR NOW !..:confused2:


Same here. Bone stock for me too....but those UFO pipes sure sound awesome!! Never say never.
 

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