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I'm embarrassed to ask, not me ch engine experience here. Symptom: Whitish smelly smoke from exhaust, usually one side at a time Onset: 2-3 weeks ago when it got cold out (low 20 F/-6 C) Duration: Until I back off the choke (under 30 sec before choke is at half and it stops Intensity: it makes...

Someone sent me this link this morning. Wow! I thought this satirical or something but nope, this is the real deal folks! :barf: Way to lower the bar Pirelli! There must be a militant bull dyke somewhere in the marketing dept, it defies explanation. I really feel like a lot of calendar...

Clean or filthy, no problem. Winner gets a beer at Thunder next June. I'll start.. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Christmas Day? A: Tell her a joke on Christmas Eve.

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours...

I got the insurance bill for my 94 the other day. Figured I'd call and give them a hard time at Dairyland Insurance, see about putting my 89 on one of my policy's and combine all 3 bikes. Well, The Harley is a separate policy through them. Only Harley reps have access to it. Yada,Yada,Yada...

DONT FORGET ABOUT SATURDAY! Don?t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their...

Anyone watch "House" on Fox? A character "Lawrence Kutner" blew his head off, and now they have a memorial site for people to leave "Memories" and "Condolences"! HE WAS A FRICKEN TV CHARACTER!!!! HE DIDN'T DIE BECAUSE HE NEVER LIVED!!!! So this is what we turned into----idiots!:bang head:

So I just read that the Star Max's fuel tank has a mere capacity of 3.96 gal :ummm: So if our old 1200cc only got about 100 miles out of 4 gal, how many miles do we reckon this 1679cc motor will get out of less than 4?? I thought the engineers were listening to the criticism of the older...

A man says to his wife, " tell me something that will make me happy and mad at the same time," The wife says, " your dick is bigger than all your friends."....:rofl_200:

Bob is walking by a fruit store and sees a sign saying "all fruits sold here" - so he decides to go in to buy some fruit. Once inside, all he can see, from one end of the store to the other is rows and rows of apples. Confused, Bob walks up to the guy at the counter and asks, "your sign outside...

Andy was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Bev to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Bev saw a beautiful Bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Bev asked 'How much for that faucet?'...

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to...

A car full of girls were in a dreadful accident on the way to a party. Remember it's a joke ! Do not take offense to the last statement. Anyway... They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, " Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male...

Two mountain lions are headed north from Mexico into the US. They split up at the border and agree for one to go into Texas and the other to go into New Mexico, and to report back to each other at the end of the summer on the way back down into Mexico. When they meet up the Lion that went...

A little old lady always wanted to join a biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big,hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She announces, "I want to join your club." The biker is ammused, but says she needs to meet certain...

"Hello?" "Hi honey This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do,and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."...

A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant...

Watch out for those Harleys Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolutely MINT condition. He...

Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is...

After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?", demanded Brian,"and what are...