jokes

Just something I received in an E-Mail:

Seems there is a lot of discussion about Harley(tm) riders, and the attitudes they display. This forum doesn't seem to be chock full of HD(tm) fans, so I propose a central location for all the Harley-Davidson(tm) jokes, slams, and general observations. Post 'em if ya got 'em! I'll start. Q...

I got an idea which I think will be fun. Anything negative about Harleys can go here. Maybe we all can gather some good Harley Jokes here to share with our unfortunate motorcycle riding buddies.. I am needing help to finish what V-ROD stands for. Vmax Replica Of ???????