valentines

long story short, my gf hates my vmax because she thinks i like it more than her. she rides me quite a bit, however id like her to have more fun and really WAAAANNNTT to ride on the vmax, so im wondering if they make any sex toys for motorcycles? or if anyone has any ideas id like to know...

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed...