Of all the humanities! My heart is bleeding, Jim!
No, our house is not like the warehouse, but spiders are free to inhabit most every ceiling/wall joint in the house-except the dining room. They kind of upset dinner guests (go figure??)
I find their little web creations fascinating. Most often they contain half-digested houseflies or mosquitos. Nature at work, protecting the Master Race.
Long-term spider residents are given names, loved, and off-limits to the usual aggression of the "Unpredictables" (any woman) Sometimes a compromise has to be reached - a resident with a unusually large web, in a obvious place, is scooped up and put out on our back deck. With my best wishes, and and invitation to return anytime.
Peace&Love, Miles