a litle advice please

[vmaxinID]

So lately my girlfriend has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my truck. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my Vmax, I see something that I just can't believe. The throttle cables are all rusted... OK. Do you think I should try to get rust out of em' or buy new cables?

 

[hubeerjw]

Freakin awesome... I've heard it before, but I didn't "connect the dots" until the very end.

 

[lankeeyankee]

Go get a ***** enlargement right away, and purchase some 100MG viagra, she will start driving her car again to work..........


Well in my expierence my gut feeling has been 95% accurate..... if you think she is,,,,SHE IS!!!

 

[2stangs69-91]

lol very nice....I have heard it before also but your version was better. I would see if her new fling has allot of money and negotiate new cables for your women JMO

 

[82ndCowboy]

If it was me, the first thing I would do is get new cables.
Then I'd be sitting in the garage cleaning my shotgun every time they drove up.

 

[Thevmaxrider]

Sounds like a shiny new set of braided cables is in order, and next time remember to lube both the cables and her.

 

[82ndCowboy]

Ohh and by the way... If the Dude doesn't talk to you, then he's doin her.

 

[dannymax]

I've heard the other version too but never put this together until very the end. :biglaugh:

Very nicely done!!! Hook, line & sinker!!:rofl_200:

 

[naughtyG]

I might be tempted to get some of that rust out..

;-)

 

[Mitchell]

:rofl_200:All I can say is you are one psycho SOB:th_smilie:

 

[vmaxride06]

Nice, Got me on that one. I was like wow, you poor *******..:bang head:

 

[medic981]

Nicely done, mate.

 

[UnclePhilthy]

Indeed! Ya got me too!...sure made me smile on this early morning!

I hate to be anywhere near you on April Fool's day!

Well done!

Philthy

 

[vmaxfast]

I would see if he would buy you some new cables for the use of the wife. Also check and make a list to see what other parts you may need.

 

[gamorg02]

def worth a good laugh!

 

[COP RUNNER]

IF IT WERE TRUE , THROW HER OUT & BY YOURSELF A NEW MAX ! SEE I SOLVED TWO PROBLEMS WITH ONE ANSWER , I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A RELATIONSHIP COUNSELLER ! :rofl_200:

 

[user 773]

Sea Foam... What ever you do, use SEA FOAM!!!! :rofl_200:

 

[KJShover]

LOL, very well done!! :rofl_200:

I went from you poor ******* to just plain ******* in 1 sec flat unk: too funny.

 

[Lew L]

LUBE IT UP MORE OFTEN!!!Solves both problems:eusa_dance:

 

[113s&s]

growing a pair of balls usually is the best advice