We took momma in for dinner yesterday eve. After, we went to Wally World so she could get some face paint. As I was walking down the isle, rt to lt in the pic, I look up n see a pic of a good look'n girl. Have to admit, Ms Swift tain't no dog. She almost had me wanting to spend some bucks on a little foundation. As I take a couple steps, my demeanor changed. I think I was suppose to walk lt to rt, kinda like a before and after using this make up. :biglaugh:
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The Beekeeper
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Marketing genius!...............putting a carpet munching skank on the cover of a beauty product...................:ummm:
Rollie
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I may come back as a lesbian .
I like pussy & it'd be great to hit from the Red Tees ! :rofl_200:
I like pussy & it'd be great to hit from the Red Tees ! :rofl_200:
acammer
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Lol @ hit from red tees. Worst part is, I'd still suck.
Bill Seward
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If Ellen was NOT a dyke, I'd bet more than one of us would think she's good lookin'.
I'd bet she could think of a few ways to be nice to me, dyke or not.
I'd bet she could think of a few ways to be nice to me, dyke or not.
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vmaxcruzer
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Ive always said that any woman that likes pussy as much as me is a friend of mine.
Went over at break time to the shopette one day last year. When I was standing in line, I noticed a mag with pics of celebs at the beach. Ellen was one of them. Talk about major layers of cellulose on the front of her legs. Ultra nasty. Looked like someone who had lost a bunch of weight. She didn't have any paint on. She's far from hot w/o it. She's worse than how Hillary looks w/o it.
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