markmax
Well-Known Member
beer vs. ******!!!!
Body: Body: Beer vs. ******!
1.Beer is always wet. ****** needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to ******
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to ******
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a
scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of ****** your wife
may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point
to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal
circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten ******s in
one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to ******
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any ****** in public, you become a legend.
One point to ******
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
you smell of ****** he may buy you a beer.
One point to ******
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
****** and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to ******
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to ******
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to ******
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 ******: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
Body: Body: Beer vs. ******!
1.Beer is always wet. ****** needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to ******
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to ******
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a
scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of ****** your wife
may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point
to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal
circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten ******s in
one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to ******
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any ****** in public, you become a legend.
One point to ******
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
you smell of ****** he may buy you a beer.
One point to ******
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
****** and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to ******
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to ******
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to ******
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 ******: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
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