A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the- art watch?' 'What's so special about it?'
The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.?
The lady says; ?What's it telling you now??
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,'Damn thing's an hour fast!'
