Sorry that you have the issue. There is certainly something fundamentally-wrong in the system.
From your description, you have a blockage, somewhere, that is building-up pressure, acting like a 'one-way' valve. The places where I have encountered similar symptoms is when the small hole in the master cyl is plugged, or when I had an internally-collapsing hose. Both would build pressure that would stay on the system until the bleeder was released/opened.
I know you said you've done all-this before, but start at one end, and work your way to the other. Have you tried to attach the master cyl hose to the slave cyl, bypassing the splitter and the other hoses? So that you are operating the lever and should see the slave cyl piston moving in & out? The reason I said to use an old valve spring against the slave cyl piston is to provide the resistance of the diaphragm spring in the clutch, to return the slave piston to the 'clutch-engaged' position. Without the resistance of the temporary spring, the piston in the slave cyl will just keep moving out with each squeeze, until it pops-out of the slave cyl body, and yes, then you have a mess.
You should be able to go to any local mechanic's shop and get an old valve spring, but you can also do something like using a kid's sponge rubber ball, held in-place with a hose clamp, around the slave cyl, to give you the return action you need for the slave piston. The hardware store also has a selection of springs if you wanted to buy one. Or try the local motorcycle shop, you could probably use a single spring from a clutch that uses multiple springs instead of our single diaphragm spring.
Anyway, examining every part for being to-spec, unobstructed, and free-flowing should give you the properly-operating clutch you need. The fact that you say, "the reverse-bleed doesn't work for me" tells me that your system is obstructed somewhere or something has been assembled backwards. It's really a simple system, there aren't many parts to it. I would concentrate on seeing that the entire system from the clutch lever to the detached slave cyl is operating correctly, and then by default there must be something wrong in the clutch stack, since at that point it's all mechanical. Eliminate the hydraulics as an issue, and then attack the mechanical side of the system.