From the newspaper

[KJShover]

OK, this aint funny for the parties involved. But you have to admit, theres a chuckle factor here.

This was taken from the police bloter section of this morning's newspaper........

? A Fairbanks man allegedly choked his girlfriend after she laughed while they were having sex Thursday morning, according to a criminal complaint filed in court.

 

[Rusty McNeil]

OK, this aint funny for the parties involved. But you have to admit, theres a chuckle factor here.

This was taken from the police bloter section of this morning's newspaper........

? A Fairbanks man allegedly choked his girlfriend after she laughed while they were having sex Thursday morning, according to a criminal complaint filed in court.

My wife likes being choked when we have sex,:biglaugh:

but I think it's cause she's hoping to pass out and not have to endure actually facing up to the fact that it's me she's having sex with....:ummm:

 

[-Lee-]

OK, this aint funny for the parties involved. But you have to admit, theres a chuckle factor here.

This was taken from the police bloter section of this morning's newspaper........

? A Fairbanks man allegedly choked his girlfriend after she laughed while they were having sex Thursday morning, according to a criminal complaint filed in court.

KJ why did you have to choke her? Maybe she was just remembering a joke.

 

[KJShover]

KJ why did you have to choke her? Maybe she was just remembering a joke.

LOL:rofl_200::rofl_200:, oh well, at least she didn't point then ask if it came in adult sizes.

 

[UnclePhilthy]

I've been wondering why I always cry lately every time I'm gettin' some....

Then I figured it out... it's the f'n pepper spray!!

Philthy

 

[Redbone]

:hmmm: That made me chuckle for some reason Phil. :rofl_200:

 

[Tom_Owens]

That's TOO damn funny! Deffinately a coffee meets keyboard moment.

Regards,
Parminio

 

[KJShover]

I've been wondering why I always cry lately every time I'm gettin' some....

Then I figured it out... it's the f'n pepper spray!!

Philthy

LMFAO :rofl_200:

 

[hubeerjw]

I guess it could be worse...
This Dude Had Sex With A Picnic Table

40-year-old Art Price of Bellevue, Ohio was arrested for fucking his picnic table. The dude was doing sexy times with a damn picnic table! Remember the man who was arrested for fucking a bicycle? I understand that, because bicycles can be sexy. There's nothing sexy about a picnic table.
Art was seen by neighbors on 4 different occasions fucking his picnic table, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon. Mid-morning delight! One neighbor even videotaped it and turned the tape over to police. The Bellevue police caption said, "The first video we had, he was completely nude." That must have been an exciting day down at the police station. They all gathered around, passed the donuts and laughed their fat asses off.
Police think he was fucking the umbrella hole in the table. I hope that for Art's sake the table was made out of plastic and not wood. Splinter dick can't be pleasant.
I will never look at a picnic table the same way again. I always thought they were so innocent and only their to provide wholesome fun. But now I know what brazen hussies they really are.

 

[Tom_Owens]

Every single time I think that somebody has done the sickest thing on earth, that it could never be topped, someone comes along and proves me wrong.

God help us.
Tom

 

[Buster Hymen]

I guess it could be worse...
This Dude Had Sex With A Picnic Table

40-year-old Art Price of Bellevue, Ohio was arrested for fucking his picnic table. The dude was doing sexy times with a damn picnic table! Remember the man who was arrested for fucking a bicycle? I understand that, because bicycles can be sexy. There's nothing sexy about a picnic table.
Art was seen by neighbors on 4 different occasions fucking his picnic table, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon. Mid-morning delight! One neighbor even videotaped it and turned the tape over to police. The Bellevue police caption said, "The first video we had, he was completely nude." That must have been an exciting day down at the police station. They all gathered around, passed the donuts and laughed their fat asses off.
Police think he was fucking the umbrella hole in the table. I hope that for Art's sake the table was made out of plastic and not wood. Splinter dick can't be pleasant.
I will never look at a picnic table the same way again. I always thought they were so innocent and only their to provide wholesome fun. But now I know what brazen hussies they really are.

Chris, good to see your back is better!! :rofl_200::rofl_200: :smileystooges: :whistlin:

 

[KJShover]

Chris, good to see your back is better!! :rofl_200::rofl_200: :smileystooges: :whistlin:

LMFAO :rofl_200::clapping:

 

[COP RUNNER]

UnclePhilthy , THATS SOME FUNNY S*@T ! :rofl_200::clapping::rofl_200: