Reprinted for posterity:
"Tired of trailering your Harley to and from the mechanic? Then why not consider a bike that will rip the paint off of any HD!!!!
Chances are if you're looking at this bike, you already know how badass it is!!
The time has come for me to sell my 2003 Yamaha VMax
First -- I'm not selling because my wife is making me, or having a baby, or no time to ride, or behind on my mortgage, or any other BS reasons you hear!! I actually ride damn near every day and the wife LOVES motorcycles. In fact, she now wants one of her own and I have several. So I decided to sell this one in order to free up some space in the garage so she can have one too. A couple that rides together, stays together!!
Now, a little about the bike. . .It's 1200cc of pure balls!! The guy that had it before me put the V-Boost system on it. So basically he made an already insanely powerful bike even more powerful. I kid you not; this thing is almost as fast as my YZF-R6. Plus, it's got so much torque that you could probably uproot a damn oak tree if you needed to!! So, if you want a bike that will frighten any chick straight out of her panties (if she's even wearing any) and that could knock up your wife and girlfriend at the same time, then look no further!!!
Modifications that I know of --
V-Boost System
Super Trap Exhaust that sounds amazing!!!
LED flush mounts
Custom LED GSXR taillight
Tinted windscreen
New adjustable rear suspension
Forward foot controls
Custom mirrors
Sissy Bar (I will also include the original bar if you want to switch them out)
Included in the sale is a box of all the original parts
The bike is in amazing condition, needs nothing, and all maintenance is up to date.
Thanks for looking and if you're interested please call/text (4O4) five-six-three - 4895
As always, CASH only. . .no joy rides, but you can take it for a test ride as long as I have cash in hand."