Happy 4th of July

[BLKMAX]

DONT FORGET ABOUT SATURDAY!
Don?t forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, & to demonstrate they think it?s okay to see nude women other than their wife, & to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American gov?t appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists & applauds your participation in this anti -terrorist activity.

God bless America !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don?t send this to at least 5 people you?re a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward & are in the position of posing as a national threat !
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!:biglaugh:

 

[06VMAXIMUS]

Sounds like a good idea to me!

 

[4gasem]

A little history for us all to remember... Freedom is NEVER free!

Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the
Declaration of Independence?

Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured
before they died.

Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned.

Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army; another had two
sons captured.

Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the
Revolutionary War.

They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their
sacred honor.

What kind of men were they?

Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants,
nine were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, well
educated, but they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full
well that the penalty would be death if they were captured.

Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships
swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his home and properties
to pay his debts, and died in rags.

Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to move
his family almost constantly. He served in the Congress without pay, and
his family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken from him, and
poverty was his reward.

Vandals or soldiers looted the properties of Dillery, Hall, Clymer,
Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton.

At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson, Jr., noted that the British
General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters.
He quietly urged General George Washington to open fire. The home was
destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt.

Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed.
The enemy jailed his wife, and she died within a few months.

John Hart was driven from his wife's bedside as she was dying.
Their 13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his gristmill
were laid to waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and caves,
returning home to find his wife dead and his children vanished.

So, take a few minutes while enjoying your 4th of July holiday and
silently thank these patriots. It's not much to ask for the price they
paid.

Remember: freedom is never free!

I hope you will show your support by sending this to as many people as
you can, please. It's time we get the word out that patriotism is NOT a
sin, and the Fourth of July has more to it than beer, picnics, and
baseball games.

 

[Transam]

New there was a reason I hated those English Bastards !

Just kidding. :rofl_200:

Happy 4th !

 

[zippo6]

DONT FORGET ABOUT SATURDAY!
Don?t forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, & to demonstrate they think it?s okay to see nude women other than their wife, & to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American gov?t appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists & applauds your participation in this anti -terrorist activity.

God bless America !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don?t send this to at least 5 people you?re a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward & are in the position of posing as a national threat !
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!:biglaugh:

I can't be there, so to prove my own roots, please post pictures or video!
:rofl_200:

 

[KJShover]

Lets not forget the safety :rofl_200:

Never. .. .
Ever . .. .​

Ever. .. .
Put Fireworks
in your ass and light it! ​

I REPEAT.. . .​

Never.... ​

Ever...
Ever,
Put Fireworks
in your ass & light it ! ! !
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.........​

........

Now, that's . . ​

ONE DUMB ASS​

With July forth coming I just wanted to make sure you guys kept safe!!

 

[m-cman]

That wasn't no ordinary firecracker!!!

 

[texmax]

That wasn't no ordinary firecracker!!!

Nope, and now that aint no ordinary ass. :rofl_200:

 

[Bill Seward]

There's got to be some Michael Jackson humor here somewhere!!!!

 

[ghostntheshell]

Send me some firecrackers!

The exploding ones!

They are illegal here!

(dont actually send me some)
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