Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other
country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in
Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532
Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony,
They had simultaneous Headaches.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5
illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters
and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess
what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing,
except you might make someone smile or be very very scared, or pissed off.
I Love This Country!
It's The Government That Scares Me!
Stop organized crime.
Re-elect no one.
Live Simply.. Love Generously.. Care Deeply.. Speak Kindly..
Leave The Rest To God.
NOT CONFIRMED BY SNOPES.
Guns have only two enemies; rust and politicians.
I'm not Opinionated :rofl_200:
country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other
country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in
Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532
Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony,
They had simultaneous Headaches.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5
illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters
and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess
what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing,
except you might make someone smile or be very very scared, or pissed off.
I Love This Country!
It's The Government That Scares Me!
Stop organized crime.
Re-elect no one.
Live Simply.. Love Generously.. Care Deeply.. Speak Kindly..
Leave The Rest To God.
NOT CONFIRMED BY SNOPES.
Guns have only two enemies; rust and politicians.
I'm not Opinionated :rofl_200:
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