I dont understand women

[VMax-Mike]

So i was watching milan dragway youtube video's and i took a break to see what my wife was up to. Doing her hair. she says to me your crazy with all that drag racing stuff its dageruss. As i was hearing her say this she had the flat iron in her hair and smoke was coming out of her hair. :rofl_200:

 

[srk468]

So i was watching milan dragway youtube video's and i took a break to see what my wife was up to. Doing her hair. she says to me your crazy with all that drag racing stuff its dageruss. As i was hearing her say this she had the flat iron in her hair and smoke was coming out of her hair. :rofl_200:

Lmao!!!

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[tothemax93]

give waxing a try sometime :rofl_200:

 

[tmosel]

give waxing a try sometime :rofl_200:

I think I'll pass on that. :rofl_200:

 

[Traumahawk]

Ive been divorced 3 times....I dont understand women either...:ummm::confused2:


:rofl_200:

 

[poppop]

Im not a fortune teller ,But you may have a bald wife in your future.I hate it when I ask mine something and hear yes ,no,mabye,Answers like that,And I am gonna have a bald wife in my future.

 

[VMax-Mike]

I wish i would have fired up a video of her hair smoking while she was telling me how dangerrus i am. The thing that gets me is she knows its smoking and her hair is nice.

 

[adambweird]

Lol... mine does the same thing with her hair and bitches about some of the "dangerous" stuff i do. Were not the ones that are using electric tools on wet hair! And were the dangerous ones... :bang head:

 

[cgswss]

Better the smoke coming from her hair then out her ears!

 

[poppop]

Might outta show her the temperture settings on that thing!Im gonna go reset my wifes tonight,Hers is way too cool.

 

[88vmx12]

I told my wife about electricity and wet hair... Her comment was " yeah we know what we are doing!" Lmao

G

 

[98Redlne]

That is the female equivalent of "Here....hold my beer".

 

[johnblaid]

Aids to understanding women.

1. They are not intelligent in the way men think of intelligence. But they can seem that way and that fools you.

2. They all suffer from SOME sort of dissociative disorder.

3. Most of them at least have brief reactive psychotic episodes. Some have chronic psychosis.

4. They will pay 300 dollars for a jar of cold cream that will last about a month. My second wife did that every month. Now that in itself should explain women to you.

They are fucking crazy. So ignore them or they will drive you crazy.

and keep them away from your bike.

 

[tothemax93]

Aids to understanding women.

1. They are not intelligent in the way men think of intelligence. But they can seem that way and that fools you.

2. They all suffer from SOME sort of dissociative disorder.

3. Most of them at least have brief reactive psychotic episodes. Some have chronic psychosis.

4. They will pay 300 dollars for a jar of cold cream that will last about a month. My second wife did that every month. Now that in itself should explain women to you.

They are fucking crazy. So ignore them or they will drive you crazy.

and keep them away from your bike.

I'm sensing some hostility here, maybe a touch of bitterness :eusa_dance:

 

[leecifer]

Lol...I don't understand them either. :ummm:

 

[sdt354]

I do more than I used to. Just don't ever expect a straight simple explanation to anything. Be willing to let ranting go in one ear and out the other. When they ask if they've gained weight, that is the time to learn from them and not answer the question and steer the conversation to how your ultrasonic cleaner can put a shine on their bracelets.

 

[Rick52]

Been married 36 years and still no clue?

rick

 

[2fear]

Aids to understanding women.

1. They are not intelligent in the way men think of intelligence. But they can seem that way and that fools you.

2. They all suffer from SOME sort of dissociative disorder.

3. Most of them at least have brief reactive psychotic episodes. Some have chronic psychosis.

4. They will pay 300 dollars for a jar of cold cream that will last about a month. My second wife did that every month. Now that in itself should explain women to you.

They are fucking crazy. So ignore them or they will drive you crazy.

and keep them away from your bike.

Right on the money!

 

[tothemax93]

I think this video was posted here before, but it seems quite appropriate for the thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg

 

[Lew L]

I still miss my ex-----but my aim is getting better