i " IF SEEN " , " STOP & DETAIN " !

[COP RUNNER]

i A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE YEARS AGO , USED TO BE A POLICE / FIRE DISPATCHER IN THE TOWN NEXT TO THE TOWN I LIVED IN FOREVER , THEN HE WAS A PAID FIRE MARSHAL FOR YEARS , BUT WITH POLITICS HE WAS LAID-OFF ABOUT A YEAR AGO AND IS COLLECTING UNEMPLOYMENT , SO TWO WEEKS AGO HE WAS HIRED AS A POLICE DISPATCHER IN " LITTLE-SILVER " , A TOWN THREE TOWNS AWAY FROM WERE I LIVED , SO DURING TRAINING THE GUY TOLD HIM TO RUN ONE OF HIS FRIENDS THROUGH THE " SYSTEM " SO KNOWING THAT I HAD AN EXTENSIVE DRIVING RECORD HE RAN MINE ! .. HE SAID THAT THE TRAINER SAID " HOLY-SHIT " WHO THE HELL DID YOU RUN , HE SAID A GOOD FRIEND OF HIS , SO THEN THE TRAINER SAID TO RUN MY PAST VEHICLES THAT WERE REGISTERED TO ME AND THEY WERE GOING THROUGH THEM ONE BY ONE AND THEN WHEN THEY GOT TO MY " GSXR1100 " THESE BIG RED LETTERS APPEARED ACROSS THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN " IF SEEN - STOP & DETAIN " ! ... I MUST ADMIT IT MADE MY DAY , I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ! . AFTER ALL THESE YEARS THEY ARE STILL LOOKING FOR ME ON THAT BIKE ! :biglaugh: .:rofl_200: .:biglaugh: .:rofl_200: HE SAID THE GUY SAID THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE HAD EVER SEEN THAT ! ... unk: ... MY FRIEND SAID THAT NEXT TIME HE IS GETTING TRAINED , WHEN THE GUY LEAVES THE ROOM THAT HE IS GOING TO PRINT IT OUT AND MAIL IT TO ME SO I CAN POST IT ON HERE ! ... MAN I CANT WAIT ! . unk:

 

[COP RUNNER]

i HERES MY DRIVING RECORD ! ... I'LL POST THE ABOVE MENTIONED AS SOON AS I GET IT ! :biglaugh: .:eusa_dance: http://www.vmaxforum.net/showthread.php?t=5332

 

[sdt354]

I knew I saw your pic in the post office Tim.
Steve

i A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE YEARS AGO , USED TO BE A POLICE / FIRE DISPATCHER IN THE TOWN NEXT TO THE TOWN I LIVED IN FOREVER , THEN HE WAS A PAID FIRE MARSHAL FOR YEARS , BUT WITH POLITICS HE WAS LAID-OFF ABOUT A YEAR AGO AND IS COLLECTING UNEMPLOYMENT , SO TWO WEEKS AGO HE WAS HIRED AS A POLICE DISPATCHER IN " LITTLE-SILVER " , A TOWN THREE TOWNS AWAY FROM WERE I LIVED , SO DURING TRAINING THE GUY TOLD HIM TO RUN ONE OF HIS FRIENDS THROUGH THE " SYSTEM " SO KNOWING THAT I HAD AN EXTENSIVE DRIVING RECORD HE RAN MINE ! .. HE SAID THAT THE TRAINER SAID " HOLY-SHIT " WHO THE HELL DID YOU RUN , HE SAID A GOOD FRIEND OF HIS , SO THEN THE TRAINER SAID TO RUN MY PAST VEHICLES THAT WERE REGISTERED TO ME AND THEY WERE GOING THROUGH THEM ONE BY ONE AND THEN WHEN THEY GOT TO MY " GSXR1100 " THESE BIG RED LETTERS APPEARED ACROSS THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN " IF SEEN - STOP & DETAIN " ! ... I MUST ADMIT IT MADE MY DAY , I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ! . AFTER ALL THESE YEARS THEY ARE STILL LOOKING FOR ME ON THAT BIKE ! :biglaugh: .:rofl_200: .:biglaugh: .:rofl_200: HE SAID THE GUY SAID THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE HAD EVER SEEN THAT ! ... unk: ... MY FRIEND SAID THAT NEXT TIME HE IS GETTING TRAINED , WHEN THE GUY LEAVES THE ROOM THAT HE IS GOING TO PRINT IT OUT AND MAIL IT TO ME SO I CAN POST IT ON HERE ! ... MAN I CANT WAIT ! . unk:

 

[Bill Kratzenberg]

After all these years and still looking for you!:rofl_200:
that driving record is amazing!!! no wonder you had to start running

 

[tugla]

like i said i knew why you moved out of state bro.......the wanted poster i saw said REWARD FOR DEAD OR ALIVE hahahahha

cant wait to see that, legendary man, cant make that shit up lol, think you should drive a gsxr over there and see what happens hahahah

 

[dannymax]

Well, that explains all those helicopters flying around during the Brownie Runs...:rofl_200:


Timmy, ask Murph to find out if my outstanding bench warrant in Jersey has expired yet.....on second thought......I don't wanna know!

 

[sdt354]

Wanted Bike and rider not seen in NJ for a few months. Appoach with caution, spikes on bike and rider.
Steve-o

 

[Redbone]

Timmy, ask Murph to find out if my outstanding bench warrant in Jersey has expired yet.....on second thought......I don't wanna know!

LOL, better to let sleeping dogs lie!:biglaugh:
Never been a proponent of running but with the stack of court invitations you collected I may now see the reasoning behind running.
Question: What was the longest time period you went between tickets once you started running? How many times did a officer knock on your door?
The times you were actuallu pulled over were you ever questioned by the officer/ judge about "running incidents" that may or may not have involved you?

 

[COP RUNNER]

LOL, better to let sleeping dogs lie!:biglaugh:
Never been a proponent of running but with the stack of court invitations you collected I may now see the reasoning behind running.
Question: What was the longest time period you went between tickets once you started running? How many times did a officer knock on your door?
The times you were actually pulled over were you ever questioned by the officer/ judge about "running incidents" that may or may not have involved you?

i THERE IS SOME FUNNY RESPONSES TO THIS THREAD ! . :rofl_200: ... AFTER I STARTED RUNNING I NEVER STOPPED SO I NEVER GOT ANOTHER TICKET ! .. AS FAR AS BEING QUESTIONED , ONE NIGHT I RAN A " MIDDLETOWN " COP GOING UP THE HIGHWAY WITH A " CHICK " ON THE BACK , I WAS GOING TO DROP HER OFF AT HER HOUSE , SO I STAYED AT HER HOUSE FOR AN HOUR :biglaugh: , THEN ON MY WAY HOME AN " ATLANTIC HIGHLANDS " COP SAW ME AND DID A U-TURN , SO I QUICKLY PULLED UP ONTO MY FRIENDS SIDEWALK , SO HE PULLS UP AND GETS OUT OF HIS CAR AND SAYS " WERE ARE YOU COMING FROM " ? .. I SAID MY HOUSE , HE ASKED WHY I WAS HERE , I SAID ITS MY FRIENDS HOUSE , HE ASKED IF HE WAS EXPECTING ME , I SAID YES ! ( ITS 2:15 A.M. AND THE HOUSE IS BLACK , NOT EVEN ONE LIGHT IS ON ) ! :rofl_200: SO THEN HE SAID LEVEL WITH ME , DID YOU RUN A MIDDLETOWN COP TONIGHT WITH SOMEONE ON THE BACK ? .. I SAID NO , I WASN'T IN MIDDLETOWN AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE ON MY BIKE TONIGHT ! ( AS THERES AN EXTRA HELMET HANGING ON MY HALF SISSY-BAR ) . :rofl_200: SO HE PULLS AWAY AND I WAIT UNTIL HE'S OUT OF SIGHT , I PUT MY HELMET BACK ON AND START MY BIKE , PULL OFF THE SIDEWALK AND TURN AROUND AND STOP AT THE STOP SIGN OF THE FOUR WAY INTERSECTION , THERES A CAR COMING SO I CAN'T GO , JUST AS THE CAR IS GOING THROUGH THE INTERSECTION , HE LOOKS WRIGHT AT ME , AND SKIDS THROUGH THE INTERSECTION , ITS A MIDDLETOWN COP , SO I JUST WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE INTERSECTION AND HAMMERED THROUGH THE GEARS , HE HAD TO BACK-UP AND TURN TO CHASE ME , I HAD A BIG JUMP ON HIM , SO I WENT ABOUT A 1/4 MILE AND MADE A LEFT TURN , CRANKED THROUGH THIRD GEAR , PULLED IN THE CLUTCH AND TURNED THE IGNITION KEY OFF , THE BIKE WAS VERY LOUD WITH THE KERKER HEADER AND THEY COULD HEAR ME , BY TURNING THE KEY OFF , IT KILLED MY LIGHTS ALSO , THE ONLY SCARY THING WAS I HAD TO COAST THROUGH 2 STOP SIGNS AT ABOUT 40 MPH , THIS WAY I WAS CARRYING ENOUGH SPEED TO COAST ALL THE WAY TO MY HOUSE WRIGHT INTO THE BACK YARD AND WALK INTO MY BACK DOOR ! ... I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE COP 20 + YEARS LATER ! :biglaugh: .:rofl_200: .unk:

 

[Redbone]

So, no new tickets, no knocks on the door, but a few questions from suspecting officers but you never stuck around for "further questioning".
I'd say you reinforced running as a good thing; also saved you a lot of heartache and cashola too! Good stories CR!

 

[COP RUNNER]

So, no new tickets, no knocks on the door, but a few questions from suspecting officers but you never stuck around for "further questioning".
I'd say you reinforced running as a good thing; also saved you a lot of heartache and cashola too! Good stories CR!

i " WHAT'A RUSH " !

 

[RaWarrior]

Tim= my hero. In that bad-influence-don't-let-mom-see sort of way.

Seriously Tim you need to meet my friend Ken...think you two would get along real nice...your stories sound an awful lot like his. I'll haul him and his bright orange m109 down to br12 in a few short months.

 

[Dr.n2o]

I keep hearing Gleason....Smokey and the bandit

 

[tugla]

i THERE IS SOME FUNNY RESPONSES TO THIS THREAD ! . :rofl_200: ... AFTER I STARTED RUNNING I NEVER STOPPED SO I NEVER GOT ANOTHER TICKET ! .. AS FAR AS BEING QUESTIONED , ONE NIGHT I RAN A " MIDDLETOWN " COP GOING UP THE HIGHWAY WITH A " CHICK " ON THE BACK , I WAS GOING TO DROP HER OFF AT HER HOUSE , SO I STAYED AT HER HOUSE FOR AN HOUR :biglaugh: , THEN ON MY WAY HOME AN " ATLANTIC HIGHLANDS " COP SAW ME AND DID A U-TURN , SO I QUICKLY PULLED UP ONTO MY FRIENDS SIDEWALK , SO HE PULLS UP AND GETS OUT OF HIS CAR AND SAYS " WERE ARE YOU COMING FROM " ? .. I SAID MY HOUSE , HE ASKED WHY I WAS HERE , I SAID ITS MY FRIENDS HOUSE , HE ASKED IF HE WAS EXPECTING ME , I SAID YES ! ( ITS 2:15 A.M. AND THE HOUSE IS BLACK , NOT EVEN ONE LIGHT IS ON ) ! :rofl_200: SO THEN HE SAID LEVEL WITH ME , DID YOU RUN A MIDDLETOWN COP TONIGHT WITH SOMEONE ON THE BACK ? .. I SAID NO , I WASN'T IN MIDDLETOWN AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE ON MY BIKE TONIGHT ! ( AS THERES AN EXTRA HELMET HANGING ON MY HALF SISSY-BAR ) . :rofl_200: SO HE PULLS AWAY AND I WAIT UNTIL HE'S OUT OF SIGHT , I PUT MY HELMET BACK ON AND START MY BIKE , PULL OFF THE SIDEWALK AND TURN AROUND AND STOP AT THE STOP SIGN OF THE FOUR WAY INTERSECTION , THERES A CAR COMING SO I CAN'T GO , JUST AS THE CAR IS GOING THROUGH THE INTERSECTION , HE LOOKS WRIGHT AT ME , AND SKIDS THROUGH THE INTERSECTION , ITS A MIDDLETOWN COP , SO I JUST WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE INTERSECTION AND HAMMERED THROUGH THE GEARS , HE HAD TO BACK-UP AND TURN TO CHASE ME , I HAD A BIG JUMP ON HIM , SO I WENT ABOUT A 1/4 MILE AND MADE A LEFT TURN , CRANKED THROUGH THIRD GEAR , PULLED IN THE CLUTCH AND TURNED THE IGNITION KEY OFF , THE BIKE WAS VERY LOUD WITH THE KERKER HEADER AND THEY COULD HEAR ME , BY TURNING THE KEY OFF , IT KILLED MY LIGHTS ALSO , THE ONLY SCARY THING WAS I HAD TO COAST THROUGH 2 STOP SIGNS AT ABOUT 40 MPH , THIS WAY I WAS CARRYING ENOUGH SPEED TO COAST ALL THE WAY TO MY HOUSE WRIGHT INTO THE BACK YARD AND WALK INTO MY BACK DOOR ! ... I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE COP 20 + YEARS LATER ! :biglaugh: .:rofl_200: .unk:

f*&k yaunk:unk:unk:

would have love to see his face when he went thru the intersection and saw you........ priceless for sure

its all legal 'til you get caught..... so dont get caught :rofl_200:

 

[95spfldmax]

I keep hearing Gleason....Smokey and the bandit

"Hold it right there!! You sum-bitch".......

 

[Fire-medic]

I'm gonna have to dig-up some pics of my '77 T-A Hurst T-Tops, gold pinstripe, screaming chicken graphic, gold color snowflake wheeled, Gold grille, gold dashboard o.e.m. Smokey-mobile. My girlfriend at the time got it while she was in high school, she traded in a '76 T-A on it when the movie came-out. It was $10K, a lot of $$ @ the time, seeing as you could buy a regular T-A for ~$7K. That car was well-known to the local constabulary. I had a CB750F DOHC at the time & bought the Smokey car from her when it was about 3 y.o.

 

[COP RUNNER]

f*&k yaunk:unk:unk:

would have love to see his face when he went thru the intersection and saw you........ priceless for sure

its all legal 'til you get caught..... so dont get caught :rofl_200:

i OOOHHHH, MAN , YOU NO HE SHIT AND JAMMED ON THOSE BRAKES ! .. I BET HIS HEART WAS POUNDING AS MUCH AS MINE WAS ! .:biglaugh: .:rofl_200: .:rofl_200:

 

[COP RUNNER]

Tim= my hero. In that bad-influence-don't-let-mom-see sort of way.

Seriously Tim you need to meet my friend Ken...think you two would get along real nice...your stories sound an awful lot like his. I'll haul him and his bright orange m109 down to br12 in a few short months.

i THAT WOULD BE GREAT " RA " ! .. ALWAYS LOVE TO SHARE " RUNNING " STORIES ! . unk:

 

[COP RUNNER]

I knew I saw your pic in the post office Tim.
Steve

i HOW DID YOU RECOGNIZE ME WITH MY HAIR " SPIKED " ? . :rofl_200: .:rofl_200: .:rofl_200:

 

[COP RUNNER]

i MY BUDDY WORKED THE OTHER NIGHT , BUT SAID THEY WONT LEAVE HIM ALONE LONG ENOUGH YET , SO HE CAN PRINT IT OUT ! . :confused2: