Motorcycle Wisdom of the Road!

[Earlzach]

Here is a list I cut from a local county flyer.

Midnight Bugs taste best!
Maintenance is as much an art as it is science.
Bikes dont leak oil, they mark there territory.
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
THe best alarm clock is the sunlight on chrome!
If you ride like ther is no tomorrow, there may not be.
Gray-haired riders didnt get that way by pure luck!!!
Sometimes the fastes way to get there is to stop for the night!!
Young riders pic a destination and go, Old riders pick a direction and go!!
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for watching.
My fav! Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.

Just thought I would share these with you guys.:blahblah2:

 

[naughtyG]

Love it unk::clapping:unk:

 

[COP RUNNER]

Here is a list I cut from a local county flyer.

Midnight Bugs taste best!
Maintenance is as much an art as it is science.
Bikes dont leak oil, they mark there territory.
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
THe best alarm clock is the sunlight on chrome!
If you ride like ther is no tomorrow, there may not be.
Gray-haired riders didnt get that way by pure luck!!!
Sometimes the fastes way to get there is to stop for the night!!
Young riders pic a destination and go, Old riders pick a direction and go!!
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for watching.
My fav! Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.

Just thought I would share these with you guys.:blahblah2:

I LIKE THIS ONE THE BEST ! BUT THERE ALL GOOD ! unk:

 

[lankeeyankee]

Here is a list I cut from a local county flyer.

Midnight Bugs taste best! I have a full face helmet so I wouldnt know what bugs taste like.
Maintenance is as much an art as it is science. Maintenance is a pain in my ass and expensive, if I wanted art I will buy an etcha sketch.
Bikes dont leak oil, they mark there territory. If your bike leaks ANYTHING you have a POS or a Harley.
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. Crickets chirping:confused2:
THe best alarm clock is the sunlight on chrome! The best alarm clock is my Kerker Pipe pointed 2 inches from your bedroom window!
If you ride like ther is no tomorrow, there may not be. I ride mine like I stole it and I live as there is no tomorrow unless you can prove to me there is a tomorrow jackass.
Gray-haired riders didnt get that way by pure luck!!! I have very few grey hairs and most of them are from dealing with idiots like the one who wrote this.
Sometimes the fastes way to get there is to stop for the night!! If you rode faster you would have been there by dark.
Young riders pic a destination and go, Old riders pick a direction and go!!Old riders dont give a shit which way they take as long as they can stop every 30 mins to piss.
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for watching. If you need a mechanic to work on your own motorcycle you shouldnt watch in the first place to prevent any confusion, and all mechanics hate it when the owner asks questions or offers advice, its kind of like an NFL Armrest Team Coach
My fav! Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
I dont care why he sticks his head out the window, I want to know how he can lick his own balls


Just thought I would share these with you guys.:blahblah2:

I believe this is off some Harley Forum.. Thanks for your effort hopefully I added a lil shine to it..