Mowing & Beer

[maleko89]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You should be hung!' I took a drink from my can of Busch Lite, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosey ass neighbor and then calmly replied, 'I am.That's why she cuts the grass.'

 

[KJShover]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You should be hung!' I took a drink from my can of Busch Lite, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosey ass neighbor and then calmly replied, 'I am.That's why she cuts the grass.'

LMAO Too farkin funny

 

[Redbone]

BWAHAHAHAHA! Good one Mark!:rofl_200:

 

[richwrench]

you da MAN !!!unk:

 

[maleko89]

LoL. I should've put the subject as Joke of the Day. Obviously, I don't have the balls to talk to my neighbors like that.