New Years EVE TIP

[1967vmax]

If you get pulled over by a cop and he say's sir your eyes look red have you been drinking kindly turn and say why no officer but your eyes look Glazed have you been eating Doughnuts!!!!:rofl_200:

 

[tothemax93]

If you get pulled over by a cop and he say's sir your eyes look red have you been drinking kindly turn and say why no officer but your eyes look Glazed have you been eating Doughnuts!!!!:rofl_200:

:shittystick:= :jail: :eusa_dance:

 

[RaWarrior]

They say if you can genuinely make a cop laugh you'll probably get off, so who knows? If you actually are loaded might as well give it a shot, worst case you're going in the backseat anyway.

 

[old timer]

Discreation being the better part of valor...:ummm:

Dont poke the bear...:worthy:

 

[sdt354]

If you get pulled over by a cop and he say's sir your eyes look red have you been drinking kindly turn and say why no officer but your eyes look Glazed have you been eating Doughnuts!!!!:rofl_200:

As long as you weren't puffing away with his daughter, naked in the back seat, you should be ok, if mouth is zipped. And lots of cologne!

Steve-0

 

[VMax-Mike]

Dont poke the bear...

My 6' 3" 425lbs friend would say but im horny. When all of us go deep into the northern woods and start talking about bears he says dont worry if a bear comes around here i will grab it and -uck it up the ass and it wont know what to do.

 

[a113ycat]

Dont poke the bear...

My 6' 3" 425lbs friend would say but im horny. When all of us go deep into the northern woods and start talking about bears he says dont worry if a bear comes around here i will grab it and -uck it up the ass and it wont know what to do.

Tell your buddy that some bears pay extra for that kind of treatment:rofl_200::rofl_200:

 

[2fear]

Dont poke the bear...

My 6' 3" 425lbs friend would say but im horny. When all of us go deep into the northern woods and start talking about bears he says dont worry if a bear comes around here i will grab it and -uck it up the ass and it wont know what to do.

What happens when a bear doesn't show up :ummm: You don't have to answer that Mike :biglaugh: I've been warned about you east - siders deep in our northern woods :rofl_200: JK ....