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After Sponsoring a Ceasefire in Lebanon France Has Volunteered ... 200
troops! Here are some valid comments on that Brave Nation
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me."
--General George S. Patton
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."
--General Norman Schwartzkopf
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"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
--Marge Simpson
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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
--Jacques Chirac, President of France
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"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks
it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
--Mark Twain
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"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--Regis Philbin
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"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face
for it."
--John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona
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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris
under a German flag."
--David Letterman
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"Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada."
--Ted Nugent
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"War without France would be like ... World War II."
--Unknown
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"The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says
'First Iraq, then France.'"
--Tom Brokaw
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"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its
national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"
--Dennis Miller
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"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they
needed us."
--Alan Kent
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"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an
attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day
supply of mistresses in the house."
--Argus Hamilton
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"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
advertised on eBay the other day --the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'"
--Rep. Roy Blunt, MO
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"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found
truffles in Iraq "
--Dennis Miller
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Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the
city in WWII?
A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?
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"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known,
it's never been tried."
--Rep. R. Blount, MO
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"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And
that's because it was raining."
--John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
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The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the London
bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only
two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise in the
alert level was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France 's white
flag factory, effectively disabling their military.
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French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
(AP), Paris, March 5, 2003
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of
fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly
fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the
soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech
tourists
troops! Here are some valid comments on that Brave Nation
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me."
--General George S. Patton
------------------------------
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."
--General Norman Schwartzkopf
------------------------------
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
--Marge Simpson
------------------------------
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
--Jacques Chirac, President of France
------------------------------
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks
it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
--Mark Twain
------------------------------
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--Regis Philbin
------------------------------
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face
for it."
--John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona
------------------------------
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris
under a German flag."
--David Letterman
------------------------------
"Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada."
--Ted Nugent
------------------------------
"War without France would be like ... World War II."
--Unknown
------------------------------
"The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says
'First Iraq, then France.'"
--Tom Brokaw
------------------------------
"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its
national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"
--Dennis Miller
------------------------------
"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they
needed us."
--Alan Kent
-----------------------------
"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an
attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day
supply of mistresses in the house."
--Argus Hamilton
------------------------------
"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
advertised on eBay the other day --the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'"
--Rep. Roy Blunt, MO
-----------------------------
"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found
truffles in Iraq "
--Dennis Miller
------------------------------
Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the
city in WWII?
A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?
-----------------------------
"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known,
it's never been tried."
--Rep. R. Blount, MO
------------------------------
"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And
that's because it was raining."
--John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
------------------------------
The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the London
bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only
two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise in the
alert level was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France 's white
flag factory, effectively disabling their military.
------------------------------
French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
(AP), Paris, March 5, 2003
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of
fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly
fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the
soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech
tourists
