The LORD and The VMax Rider...
A man riding his VMax was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the LORD said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust severalnatural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I
want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'
The LORD replied, 'Riiiiightttt...Say...do you want two lanes or four on this bridge?'
A man riding his VMax was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the LORD said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust severalnatural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I
want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'
The LORD replied, 'Riiiiightttt...Say...do you want two lanes or four on this bridge?'
