The patriot micro chip :)

[vmaxride06]

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is specifically designed​

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to be implanted in the forehead of Islamic terrorists.​

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When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
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It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.​

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The implant may or may not be painless.​

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Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.​

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Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.​

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Best regards,​

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[dannymax]

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is specifically designed​

​

to be implanted in the forehead of Islamic terrorists.​

​

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God. ​

It comes in various sizes:​

​

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.​

The implant may or may not be painless.​

​

​

​

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.​

​

​

​

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.​

​

​

​

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.​

​

Best regards,​

​

​

​

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[birchwood85]

Pretty Sweet I must say that is probably the best add I have seen in a long time. Should be run on TV.unk:

 

[EvilD]

Awesome!!!

Makes me think of good ole pre politically correct liberal corruption sayings like:
Kill a commie for mommy.
Peace through superior firepower.
I just stepped in a pile of Shite.

 

[RazoR333]

"Too far from the nearest outpost ? Not a problem, Canadian's in your area can arrange a long distance installation at your earliest convenience."

 

[RagingMain]

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?"