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KosRider
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:clapping::clapping::clapping: Great find ..... LMAO !!
headknocker
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LOL!!!!!!! craaazy:ummm:
That's a good one PoPo!! :rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::thumbs up:
twistedmax
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I like it,maybe we could use that for illegal immigration too!
I dont want to Hijack the thread,but didnt want to put this in the "joke" thread either.this is funny and not all at the same time.
THE CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY... BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT'S TRUE!
(THE MAN'S A GENIUS!!!)
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country
lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking
people in Florida ... Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the
problems -- it's a win-win situation. Dig a moat the length of the
Mexican border. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the
levees. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican
border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the
state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But
they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this: you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work
environment.
Also, think about this..... if you don't want to forward this for fear
of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
GET 'ER DONE
I dont want to Hijack the thread,but didnt want to put this in the "joke" thread either.this is funny and not all at the same time.
THE CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY... BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT'S TRUE!
(THE MAN'S A GENIUS!!!)
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country
lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking
people in Florida ... Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the
problems -- it's a win-win situation. Dig a moat the length of the
Mexican border. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the
levees. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican
border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the
state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But
they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this: you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work
environment.
Also, think about this..... if you don't want to forward this for fear
of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
GET 'ER DONE
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