Trust . . .

[MtnMax/Magniac]

Things I Trust More Than Obama....


o Mexican tap water

o A porcupine with a 'pet me' sign

o Bill Clinton

o An elevator ride with Ray Rice

o A Bigfoot sighting

o A Palestinian on a motorcycle

o A Hillary Clinton war story

o Gas station sushi

o Jimmy Carter

o Brian Williams news reports

o Pete Carroll coaching decisions

o Loch Ness monster sightings

 

[Lew L]

+1

 

[marsmax85]

Ain't dat da troof plus 1

 

[jfeagins]

I can remember thinking it very funny when obamer came, seemingly out of nowhere, to bump the hildabeast out of the democratic primary. I probably actually snickered that she wasn't getting the nomination to run.

NOW - not so much.

 

[tothemax93]

I'm trying to come up with my owner lines, but i want to be funny not nasty:damn angry:

 

[tothemax93]

.....Eating potato salad that's been sitting out 2 days

 

[tothemax93]

.....not getting shot while vacationing in Mexico with Rosarito Dave.:biglaugh:

 

[tothemax93]

.... Getting the million dollars from my bank account in Africa after I send them a thousand to get the ball rolling.

 

[Rollie]

The weatherman on TV.

 

[98Redlne]

The hooker from Manilla saying that "she love me long time..."

That the festering sore on her lip is just a cold sore

 

[jfeagins]

Airline pilots while at 15,000 feet as they briskly walk past with parachutes on their backs, stop briefly at the open exit door and say to the passengers that "Relax. Everything is going to be OK". Then they turn and jump out.

 

[tothemax93]

petting Micheal Vicks pit bull. It's ok, he doesn't bite

 

[Traumahawk]

.....not getting shot while vacationing in Mexico with Rosarito Dave.:biglaugh:

That one made me LOL!!!!!

 

[tothemax93]

.... A 17 yr old boy that just wants to cuddle.