Went to see Johnny Mathis last night

[vmax626]

I can`t believe it but last night the ol` woman drug to the casino to see Jhonny Mathis sing.
I was thinking that I would be bored to death, but I was quite impressed.
Although he didn`t talk too much, he sang very well and his voice held up through the entire show.
I`ve never seen a cruner before but it was really good and one of the most relaxing and enjoyable shows that I`ve been to and I would go see him again if I had ther chance.
(Am I getting old inside):ummm::rofl_200:
<<Dave>>

 

[Rockatansky]

I can`t believe it but last night the ol` woman drug to the casino to see Jhonny Mathis sing.
I was thinking that I would be bored to death, but I was quite impressed.
Although he didn`t talk too much, he sang very well and his voice held up through the entire show.
I`ve never seen a cruner before but it was really good and one of the most relaxing and enjoyable shows that I`ve been to and I would go see him again if I had ther chance.
(Am I getting old inside):ummm::rofl_200:
<<Dave>>

Brother 626, what is going on??? This was perhaps one of the more depressing threads I have read in a while and certainly not what I would have expected from you. At this point I am going to offer my assistance to "help you out of your rut". As follows:

1) Play this several times at high volume
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-aSL4E8VUg
2) Get on your Vmax and do a number of clutch dumps, rolling burnouts and or wheelies (i would recommend both). Make sure the maintained rpm's are above 6K up to redline to get the full effect of the max's wonderful "blood flowing improvement effect on your decaying brain".
3) Ride your Vmax for several hours well above the posted speed limit taking special care not to get a ticket. I would also recomend (tires permitting) some knee dragging FREERIDER style on the finest, cleanest off ramps and sweeping turns in your area. I believe FREERIDER has posted some pictures for your review in his gallery.
4) After the Vmax effect has corrected your thinking and "thought process", park the Vmax for the night and immediately get yourself a glass of good whiskey and drink it (rapidly). This should be followed by several more until you feel adequately "adjusted".
5) Find a willing female and, well, you know what to do!!! If you do not know what to do please contact COPRUNNER for some advice!

For GOD sakes man, Johnny Mathis!!!!

I hope this helps!

 

[EvilD]

Mathis isn't metal. Thats all I'm saying.

 

[naughtyG]

Thas some funny shit right here

Hey, I went to see Harry Connick Jr while I was in Oz, and I enjoyed it too. Does that mean anything? lol

 

[FREERIDER]

Was Johnny Mathis on the Lorance Welk show I used to watch with my grandma? I had to do a YouTube search to see who he was.

PS. The style of RIDING shown in the gallery pics was preformed by a highly untrained professional who was at the time and currently out of his mind. It is not recommended for peoples in there right mind to try to duplicate.

 

[Rockatansky]

Was Johnny Mathis on the Lorance Welk show I used to watch with my grandma? I had to do a YouTube search to see who he was.

PS. The style of RIDING shown in the gallery pics was preformed by a highly untrained professional who was at the time and currently out of his mind. It is not recommended for peoples in there right mind to try to duplicate.

Hats off to being out of your mind at least part of the time!:worthy: It provides a wonderful diversion to an otherwize boring existance and gives others something to strive for!unk:

 

[Theemax]

I myself would be very concerned had I done the same. It seems you need to take a long hard look in the mirror and "cowboy......err...vmax up" And for christ sakes, if it ever gets too far out of hand, and you take a spin on the bike in an halter top, in sandles, including painted toenails.......refrain from getting on the forum to vent!!! my 2 cents....(It could have been worse, I'm not sure how, but it could have):biglaugh:

 

[m-cman]

You have to be old to appreciate JM. When I was in college (in the early to mid 60's) he was the artist to listen to when you had a date over. His music was considered to be romantic and helpful in the seduction process. :biglaugh: He was VERY popular at that time. Didn't know he was still alive.

 

[1967vmax]

DUUUUUUUDE did you eat the special Brownies?

 

[Rollie]

You have to be old to appreciate JM. When I was in college (in the early to mid 60's) he was the artist to listen to when you had a date over. His music was considered to be romantic and helpful in the seduction process. :biglaugh: He was VERY popular at that time. Didn't know he was still alive.

+1 & gay as Liberace :rofl_200:

 

[Miles Long]

Maybe before you guys rag on poor Johnny, get into a bike sound system, some quality earbuds, and rock on with the dude on the nearest blacktop! "Chances Are" you'll have a hard time keeping the front wheel planted! You'll soon be wearing a silly grin. Then once you think your head's about banged out, pop in my favorite Mp3... "Nana Mouskouri-Unplugged" Damn well dangerous with that hot Greek chick on board! Beware!
Cheers, Miles

 

[richwrench]

and here I was worried that "I" was becoming an old fart... :rofl_200:


just joking dude - crooners are awesome if you're in the right mood...unk: