A Man's fairy tale

[EvilD]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me? The Princess said NO!
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank jagermeister and Captain Morgan and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end

 

[dannymax]

Pure poetry!! :clapping:

 

[bigrubbers4x4]

left the toilet seat up..........ha ha ha, priceless

 

[SpecOps13]

Sure wish we had that much foresight... :rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

Now, a girl half my age would kill me...:bang head:

 

[jfeagins]

Sure wish we had that much foresight... :rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

Now, a girl half my age would kill me...:bang head:

Oh, I don't know. It sure doesn't look like Hef is dying all that quickly. :ummm: :biglaugh:

 

[bigrubbers4x4]

Oh, I don't know. It sure doesn't look like Hef is dying all that quickly. :ummm: :biglaugh:

He does make a good point there, one that's hard to argue.....lol

 

[The Beekeeper]

I love happy endings!...........................:clapping:

 

[old timer]

Shit like that only happens in the movies...

 

[RaWarrior]

You forgot the part about farting whenever he wanted without listening to her bitch about it.

 

[2fear]

Sure wish we had that much foresight...

Indeed!

 

[bigrubbers4x4]

You forgot the part about farting whenever he wanted without listening to her bitch about it.

lol, isnt that the truth. mine is always bitching about that and now my daughter does too.....lol

 

[allisontech]

Hey guy's the fairy tale is when your wife does all of that stuff with you!!!!!!!!
:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

Now that would be a lucky guy!:worthy:

 

[88vmx12]

Priceless!

 

[mattness]

dude amazing, so going on facebook right now