You better ease on down the road...................
3 a.m. in the morning someone rings my front doorbell, and then starts pounding on my front door. Not knocking; pounding, repeatedly !
I tell wife to call 911; because I may end up shooting someone.
I go to front door(don't open it); flip on front porch light, and ask guy what he wants?
Guy says, I'm looking for Joe"!
I tell him, "Joe don't live here"!
Guy says, "I know he lives around here somewhere".
I tell him, "Well he don't live here!
Guy says, "I know he lives in this neighborhood"!
I've had enough.............
I open door, pull Ruger Blackhawk .44 mag from behind my leg, stick barrel under his nose, and push it against his upper lip.
He looks like a stoned out of his mind crack head .
Tell him,"You'd better ease on down the road MF"!
He's starts backing up the sidewalk, and shouting, Be cool man! Be cool man! Be cool!
He does a 180 degree spin move, runs up my driveway, hangs a right & runs until he is out of my sight.
5 minutes later cops are cruising the neighborhood; they never find the guy.
Shortly thereafter I bought my new "meet & greet" Marlin.
My wife wanted to be helpful; she now has her own "meet & greet".
The guy hasn't been back; I guess Joe don't live around here anymore.
Probably a good thing.
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