Long time ago, I was at Americade, hanging out at a bar "Topps" which was the unoffical "Harley(tm) bar. You know the type of place. I had my Max parked right outside the door, and was having 5 or 6 quiet beers.
This punk comes in and starts running his mouth "who's riding that Jap **** out front?" This is a HARLEY(tm) BAR, and we don't want any riceburners in front. The punk looked all of about 16 years old. I politely advise him that that Jap shitbike is mine. I asked him what he was pedaling tonight, and he replied "I've got a Genuine(tm) Harley(tm) Sportster 883(tm).
I asked him how he carries all the newspapers for his route customers. Got a little bassket on the handlebars???? He was nopt amused, but seeing my size, and pissed expression, he wisely kept his mouth shut.
Short time later, when the Harleyboys were all orgasming all over themselves for being cool enough to own a Harley(tm), some goofball on like a 125cc dirt bike - a 2 stroke - pulled the ass end of the bike in the front door and filled the place up with smoke. The Harley(tm) guys all went ballistic, and the dirt bike kid tore ass out of there, giving everyone the finger.
Ten minutes later, he came back and did it again..... Priceless.