I agree with you plus I saw a guy on a metric bike do the same thing so I guess he was a mtric Bad ass.LOL
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KJShover
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Douchebiker *doosh-bi-ker (noun): Any ******* on two wheels.
has been broken down into sub-categories, see *********ger, squid, RUB.
+1 Often times simply referred to as a "DB"!!
Rollie
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+1 Danny , but what's a " RUB " ?
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RaWarrior
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I've heard the term "butt jewelery", which refers to someone who paid a shitload of money for a bike they never ride. Maybe it goes out a couple times a season for the poker run/bar crawl, or to go to Laconia with his buddies. Means the owner bought the bike purely for status/acceptance with said "badass" friends and not for enjoyment of riding.
Though I think South Park's "***" is as good as anything
***: noun.
1. A motorcycle rider who consciously attracts attention to oneself through the use of unnecessary noise or antics while riding, usually on a Harley-Davidson branded machine.
2. Proponents of "loud pipes save lives" mantra, however there is a second part they omitted for publicity reasons but is still evident in their dress..."but not helmets". Very few if any **** wear real helmets while riding, and are known to stop at state borders to remove their novelty beanies to assert their freedom.
See also: squid(motocyclist). Not to be confused with the aquatic cephalopod.
We should make up a sticky thread with the current official vmaxforum.net dictionary of douche. Douchebikers come in many shapes and sizes, and their reference can become confusing to the uneducated not familiar with proper terms.
Though I think South Park's "***" is as good as anything
***: noun.
1. A motorcycle rider who consciously attracts attention to oneself through the use of unnecessary noise or antics while riding, usually on a Harley-Davidson branded machine.
2. Proponents of "loud pipes save lives" mantra, however there is a second part they omitted for publicity reasons but is still evident in their dress..."but not helmets". Very few if any **** wear real helmets while riding, and are known to stop at state borders to remove their novelty beanies to assert their freedom.
See also: squid(motocyclist). Not to be confused with the aquatic cephalopod.
We should make up a sticky thread with the current official vmaxforum.net dictionary of douche. Douchebikers come in many shapes and sizes, and their reference can become confusing to the uneducated not familiar with proper terms.
It's really hard not to stero type Harley guy when sooooooooooooooooooooo many of them are like that.
On of the Cardiologists that comes to the hospital i work at wants to get a Harley, he can definatly afford it, but my and one of the surgeons who ride ganged up on him and told him to go buy a little 400 or 600 for a grand or two to learn on, I think we may have gotten to him becasue he hasn't mentioned it in a while.
On of the Cardiologists that comes to the hospital i work at wants to get a Harley, he can definatly afford it, but my and one of the surgeons who ride ganged up on him and told him to go buy a little 400 or 600 for a grand or two to learn on, I think we may have gotten to him becasue he hasn't mentioned it in a while.
RaWarrior
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I'd be surprised if you "got to him", but if you did it's a sign he's already several steps above the average HD rider who can't ride a bicycle and $30000 later straddles a 1700cc motor. Which I guess isn't saying much, since it only puts out like 60hp. Still, it'll be mighty tough for some guy set of a gaudy, loud, chrome encrusted Harley to "settle" for a Vstar 650 or something to learn on. Usually because the whole reason for buying a bike is so they can say "I own a Harley" and hang out with other people who own Harleys.
I've definetly seen first hand that clubs or even circles of friends who ride predominantly/all H-D's do not take kindly to someone going for an import, even though a lot of the import cruisers look/sound virtually the same. You just can't be a "real" badass riding a Honda. And think about how bored that Honda rider will be! 1 weekend of riding, followed by 2 weeks of all his friends making repairs and dumping cash at the HD dealer for spare parts, while he sits at home lonely because his Honda is sadly still running perfectly.
I've definetly seen first hand that clubs or even circles of friends who ride predominantly/all H-D's do not take kindly to someone going for an import, even though a lot of the import cruisers look/sound virtually the same. You just can't be a "real" badass riding a Honda. And think about how bored that Honda rider will be! 1 weekend of riding, followed by 2 weeks of all his friends making repairs and dumping cash at the HD dealer for spare parts, while he sits at home lonely because his Honda is sadly still running perfectly.
sdt354
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No offense to Harley owners intended. My first bike 1969 Harley Davidson. THIS guy is a DB though. When Joe citizen see that kind of crap he prolly doesn't know or care what kind of bike DB was riding. He just repeats how bad bikers behave. Like heritic said," makes us all look bad"
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KJShover
Proud Vmax lover
A dude I used to work with put a harley tank on his 96' vulcan and ppl and even a few harley owners thought it was an HD
It's not that hard to customize to fool people.Especially if U have a Road Star,Yamaha makes the best Harley impersonator.Saw a custom Star that said "HardleyADavidson" on the tank.Really fooled me at first.
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terrywilliams
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Unfortunately, all the comments are dead on... I've road Harley's for years because they are comfortable to ride distance (own an ultra).. sound really cool, and I can finally afford one after all these years.. lol I still love all bikes as I've grown up on many Kawasaki, Yamaha, Honda, you name it... and I bought my VMAX after owning multiple Harleys and custom bikes..... but I agree that those folks that are ******** on HD's were ******** before, they just think now they are a badass like in the movies.... same mentality holds true to some idiots wielding around handguns....
AmnChode
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Who you kidding...there isn't a need to try. You have no idea how often I hear it on my Venture with the decals removed. I have even had a couple say it about my Max:bang head:...you would have thought the big scoop with Yamaha down the side would have given it away...hehehe:biglaugh:
BUT, at least these are a V designed engine. My best friend hears it all the time, too, and he is on a Valkyrie:bang head:
Some people are just clueless,as in no knowledge:ummm: .It drives me nuts when someone says "NICE HOG!!" when im out riding my Max.:double angry bird:
