Axioms

[SpecOps13]

It's not whether you win or lose,
But how you place the blame.​

We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"?​

The original point and click interface
Was a Smith & Wesson.​

A Fool and his money Can throw one heck of a party​

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL​

Money isn't everything,
But it sure keeps our kids in touch.​

If at first you don't succeed
Skydiving is not for you​

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
-Then things began to get worse.​

Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.​

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
Give the rest of them a bad name.​

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
To produce reproductive organs.​

Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi​

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.​

The latest survey shows that
Three out of four people make
Up 75% of the population​

"You know why a banana is like a politician?"​

"He comes in, and first he is green,​

Then he turns yellow​

And then he's rotten."​

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,​

You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could​

Identify their corporate sponsors."​

The reason Politicians try so Hard to get re-elected is that they
Would 'hate' to have to make a living Under the laws they've passed .​

 

[Rusty McNeil]

Older the violin the sweeter the music

 

[2stangs69-91]

No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[sswallie]

ORDER WHAT YOU WANT, EAT WHAT YOU GET

My dad has been deployed for over 35 years with various branches of the US and UK military. He's got ALL the experience when it comes to world travel. When I got a similar job in my early 20's I asked hi for advice on how to handle it. His response was simple: Order what you want, eat what you get. This one line is the single best advice I've ever received. Originally I thought he meant to just not complain in restaurants when you travel. Good way to get nasties in your food. Then I realized the deeper ramifications of the idea. Always strive for your goals, always state them out loud, always keep pushing toward what you want in life. HOWEVER, you have to learn to enjoy what you have in the moment too. Just because you're looking forward to Friday doesn't mean you can't find some way to enjoy Monday.

Order what you want, eat what you get. Thanks dad!

 

[Traumahawk]

One that has always stuck with me....."Money cant buy you love...but there is a woman up the road that will rent it to you for a couple of hours."

 

[88vmx12]

You do Great work when you do it!

 

[dannymax]

"Money isn't everything, but it's nice to make change with".....my Dad.

"A lie well told and stuck to....good as the truth".....my Uncle.

Those guys had a good handle on life! :biglaugh:

 

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Coulda. Shoulda. Woulda. But Didn't....So quit talking about it.

For people who can't accept the fact that they made a mistake, or something bad that happened. Re-thinking the situation with what-ifs won't change the past. Accept it, and move on.

 

[gamorg02]

Coulda. Shoulda. Woulda. But Didn't....So quit talking about it.

For people who can't accept the fact that they made a mistake, or something bad that happened. Re-thinking the situation with what-ifs won't change the past. Accept it, and move on.

& learn from it. so many people forget that part.

 

[BLKMAX]

Guns are a lot like parachutes: If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.

 

[dannymax]

A stitch in time....as they do unto you...........:ummm:

 

[Rusty McNeil]

ORDER WHAT YOU WANT, EAT WHAT YOU GET

Order what you want, eat what you get. Thanks dad!

Love this one once I got the deeper meaning as you explained it

 

[Rusty McNeil]

There's been many a good tune played on an old banjo

 

[Rusty McNeil]

When your enemy is making a mistake don't interrupt him.

 

[Rusty McNeil]

A cynic understands the price of everything but the value of nothing.

 

[dannymax]

Nothing is difficult to the person who doesn't have to do it himself.

 

[SpecOps13]

My Dad:

If you start a Job, Finish it, if you can't do it right, don't start.

If you do a job, do it once, no matter how long it takes.

If you want to go extremely fast, Learn to Fly.

 

[adambweird]

Dont lie to me, lie to women.

The only good Ford is the one you didnt buy.

"Son, one day you'll have a child... and I hope to God he's just like you so you'll understand the hell you put me through!" As always, my Dad's right, lol. On the up side of things, my 2yr old can give me the right wrench most of the time and loves my Max enogh to want to hug it once a week, lol.

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

 

[Rusty McNeil]

The more things you can do, the more choices you have
The more choices you have the less life kicks you around.

 

[dannymax]

The more things you can do, the more choices you have
The more choices you have the less life kicks you around.

.....and the more free time you have to make bad choices! :biglaugh: