If I was an American, and you were to run for President, You would have my vote in a heartbeat, Max.
Don't worry about not being born in the USA. After all, they have a Kenyan in power at present (as many claim, anyways).
It would probably serve you best to lose the Cockney accent, however.
You could run on a platform of bringing the U.S. back into the British Empire. If it hadn't been for that pesky George Washington character, the Yanks would be singing
God Save The Queen before their sporting events.
Of course your first order of business, after being elected, could be to change "soccer" back to it's proper name,
"football". The American game of football would have to be banned completely. No one watches it anymore, in any event, probably because most of the players are in prison.
Cheers, mate!
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