i CUT MY THUMB !

[COP RUNNER]

i LAST WEEK 1ST THING MONDAY MORNING , I HAD JUST PUT A NEW BLADE IN MY RAZOR KNIFE , STARTED CUTTING OPEN A WIRE HARNESS ON SOME CAR THATS A WIRING " NIGHTMARE " TO TRY AND RIGHT THE WRONG AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN WHAM ! ... IT HAPPENED SO FAST , I LOOKED AT IT NOT KNOWING IF IT HAD JUST POKED IT OR HOW BAD IT WAS , IT DIDN'T LOOK TO BAD , SO I TOOK MY RIGHT HAND AND PULLED IT OPEN AND YELLED " FUCK " ! :bang head::bang head::bang head::bang head::bang head::bang head: THEN THE DARK RED BLOOD STARTED FLOWING ! ...JUST AT THE TIP OF THE NAIL GOING LEFT TO RIGHT AND STRAIGHT IN , WAS CUT ABOUT HALF WAY THOUGH ! :bang head::bang head::bang head::bang head::bang head::bang head::bang head: WENT TO " JUPITER URGENT CARE " AND THEY SEWED IT UP AND I WAS OUT OF WORK FOR A FUCKING WEEK ! :bang head::bang head::bang head::bang head:

 

[bazwell]

Ouch!

 

[tothemax93]

sorry man, that looks nasty. I bet you didn't know how many times you bump your thumb, until this happened:bang head:

 

[twistedmax]

That sucks!stitches out yet?

 

[COP RUNNER]

sorry man, that looks nasty. I bet you didn't know how many times you bump your thumb, until this happened:bang head:

i YOU GOT THAT RIGHT ! :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200:

 

[COP RUNNER]

That sucks!stitches out yet?

i NOPE , THURSDAY ! :confused2:

 

[dannymax]

Oh MAN!! That's hard to look at Timmy! You can count every heartbeat I bet! :th_people557: :hihi:

 

[95spfldmax]

OUCH!! Timmy......DAMN...

So I'm starting to read your story out loud in the kitchen so the wife can hear....and I say....oh no,Tim-Cop Runner cut open his thumb & needed stitches......so before I could read the details of what happened....she comes back dead serious and says........What did he cut it on? One of his pointy things on his bike??.........so I pick myself up off the floor to finish reading :rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:......sorry dude!....that's funny right there......Only works for you......:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:....Hope it heals quick, bud......

 

[06VMAXIMUS]

That sucks Tim! Always has to happen when you put a NEW blade in too!!

 

[dannymax]

OUCH!! Timmy......DAMN...

So I'm starting to read your story out loud in the kitchen so the wife can hear....and I say....oh no,Tim-Cop Runner cut open his thumb & needed stitches......so before I could read the details of what happened....she comes back dead serious and says........What did he cut it on? One of his pointy things on his bike??.........so I pick myself up off the floor to finish reading :rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:......sorry dude!....that's funny right there......Only works for you......:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:....Hope it heals quick, bud......

THAT'S funny....you gotta admit Timmy....that right there is funny! :rofl_200:

 

[COP RUNNER]

Oh MAN!! That's hard to look at Timmy! You can count every heartbeat I bet! :th_people557: :hihi:

i SHIT , THEY GAVE ME SOME SHITTY PAIN KILLERS , I COULD COUNT MY FUCKING HEARTBEATS FOR THREE DAYS ! ... ............ . P.S..... I BET YOU GUY'S DIDN'T THINK THAT I COULD COUNT THAT HIGH EITHER ! . :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200:

 

[COP RUNNER]

OUCH!! Timmy......DAMN...

So I'm starting to read your story out loud in the kitchen so the wife can hear....and I say....oh no,Tim-Cop Runner cut open his thumb & needed stitches......so before I could read the details of what happened....she comes back dead serious and says........What did he cut it on? One of his pointy things on his bike??.........so I pick myself up off the floor to finish reading :rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:......sorry dude!....that's funny right there......Only works for you......:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:....Hope it heals quick, bud......

i THATS FUNNY AS HELL ! :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: JUST NOT SO SURE IF ITS GOOD TO BE KNOWN FOR HAVING SOMETHING " POINTY " ! :confused2:

 

[Fire-medic]

Tim, sorry you had the accident. I hope you heal quickly. You missed a good bike show in Dania Beach.

 

[tothemax93]

Not bad counting. At 70 beats a minute. three days worth is 302,400 beats.:eusa_dance:

 

[COP RUNNER]

Tim, sorry you had the accident. I hope you heal quickly. You missed a good bike show in Dania Beach.

i IT FIGURES ! ... I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO RIDE DOWN THERE ALL SPIKED OUT AND FINALLY MEET ALL OF YOU GUY'S IN PERSON ! unk:

 

[COP RUNNER]

Not bad counting. At 70 beats a minute. three days worth is 302,400 beats.:eusa_dance:

i BUT I GOT LAID TWICE , SO ITS QUIET A-BIT HIGHER THEN THAT ! ... BUT , I LOST COUNT ! :confused2: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200:

 

[tothemax93]

i BUT I GOT LAID TWICE , SO ITS QUIET A-BIT HIGHER THEN THAT ! ... BUT , I LOST COUNT ! :confused2: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200:

:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

 

[COP RUNNER]

That sucks Tim! Always has to happen when you put a NEW blade in too!!

i NEVER FAILS RIGHT ? :confused2:

 

[95spfldmax]

i BUT I GOT LAID TWICE , SO ITS QUIET A-BIT HIGHER THEN THAT ! ... BUT , I LOST COUNT ! :confused2: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200:

:clapping::clapping::clapping:

 

[sdt354]

Fingers are over rated Tim. Heal Quick Bro, keep clear of the grease for a bit.
Steve