lankeeyankee
Well-Known Member
You know its going to be a good when............
Well I was cruising home from work on Ol Fortune cookie putting along spitting burnt rice out the exhaust.
I was traveling on a 4 lane road speed limit 40 MPH less than a mile from house in the left lane cause I was going to be turning onto my road.
Well I was approaching a car that was on a side street waiting to pull out,,, well since I am in the left lane he will pull out into the right lane... right?? WRONG:bang head: He comes right on over into my lane causing me to lock up Ol Furtune cookie (Yeah ABS MY ASS YOU GOOKS!) kept control and slid it over to the right lane back on the gas to get beside him and raise my hand asking with a gesture of " WHAT THE FUCK" he turns into the gas station by my road so I figure let me spin on back and atleast get an apology from this dumb cage fucking driver. Well he pulls up to the gas pump I pull up behind his car and raise my face shield and Say "Whats up didnt ya see me back there I almost dumped my bike":confused2: He looks at me all dumb founded and walks over to the front of my scooter and I am still sitting on it,, well in a pissed off voice he says "I didnt see ya" BS head up ass cage driving excuse... but the thing that pissed me off was he was acting mad at me.. I said well a FUCKING SORRY WOULD BE NICE! Well now he in a stance like he is going to bitch slap me... I stand up 6ft 7 to his shrimp ass 5ft 7 and he pulls his vest back and draws a 45 saying "I will blow your fucking head off" so now I am like Ohhh shit!! so I am looking at this 45 with no weapon in a parking lot of a gas station at 5AM.. I was like listen man I just want a sorry thats all,,, he says in a cocky voice Sorry ya better now? I was like yupp sat back down and fired it up and spun around hoping I didnt get a hole in the back of my head,, this guy was a loose canon, so on my way down my road to my house I am fuming now thinking hmmm I will just go home and grab my XD40 Subcompact,, than my age got to me and called the police.
Good morning Ridgetop police
Yankee: Yes good morning I just had a man draw his weapon on me at the shell gas station.
Officer: Is he still there?
Yankee: I dont know I am home
Officer: What type of vehichle?
Yankee: Late model black dodge 300 white male 5ft 7
I will meet you there..
I come rolling in cop is there blue lights going, saying "DRIVER STEP OUT OF YOUR VEHICHLE
Dude gets out hands on head, hand cuffed.
Officer removes 45 from holster under vest, removes another 45 from the back of his pants :ummm:
Long story short officer says "Do you want to press charges" I was does he have a ccw, and is he mentally stable? I dont know I will check all that out... Blahh Blahhh ..
No I dont want to goto court so I was like well ya better check I am leaving this decision in your control.
I yell over to him drop them weapons buddy and I wll make you say your sorry on your knees bitch!
Cop was like Sir please leave if you dont want to press charges.
What a great start of a day hahn
Almost get ran over, yelled at and a 45 drawn on ya !! I am kicking somebodys ass this weekend Damn I am fucking HOT..
Good day
Well I was cruising home from work on Ol Fortune cookie putting along spitting burnt rice out the exhaust.
I was traveling on a 4 lane road speed limit 40 MPH less than a mile from house in the left lane cause I was going to be turning onto my road.
Well I was approaching a car that was on a side street waiting to pull out,,, well since I am in the left lane he will pull out into the right lane... right?? WRONG:bang head: He comes right on over into my lane causing me to lock up Ol Furtune cookie (Yeah ABS MY ASS YOU GOOKS!) kept control and slid it over to the right lane back on the gas to get beside him and raise my hand asking with a gesture of " WHAT THE FUCK" he turns into the gas station by my road so I figure let me spin on back and atleast get an apology from this dumb cage fucking driver. Well he pulls up to the gas pump I pull up behind his car and raise my face shield and Say "Whats up didnt ya see me back there I almost dumped my bike":confused2: He looks at me all dumb founded and walks over to the front of my scooter and I am still sitting on it,, well in a pissed off voice he says "I didnt see ya" BS head up ass cage driving excuse... but the thing that pissed me off was he was acting mad at me.. I said well a FUCKING SORRY WOULD BE NICE! Well now he in a stance like he is going to bitch slap me... I stand up 6ft 7 to his shrimp ass 5ft 7 and he pulls his vest back and draws a 45 saying "I will blow your fucking head off" so now I am like Ohhh shit!! so I am looking at this 45 with no weapon in a parking lot of a gas station at 5AM.. I was like listen man I just want a sorry thats all,,, he says in a cocky voice Sorry ya better now? I was like yupp sat back down and fired it up and spun around hoping I didnt get a hole in the back of my head,, this guy was a loose canon, so on my way down my road to my house I am fuming now thinking hmmm I will just go home and grab my XD40 Subcompact,, than my age got to me and called the police.
Good morning Ridgetop police
Yankee: Yes good morning I just had a man draw his weapon on me at the shell gas station.
Officer: Is he still there?
Yankee: I dont know I am home
Officer: What type of vehichle?
Yankee: Late model black dodge 300 white male 5ft 7
I will meet you there..
I come rolling in cop is there blue lights going, saying "DRIVER STEP OUT OF YOUR VEHICHLE
Dude gets out hands on head, hand cuffed.
Officer removes 45 from holster under vest, removes another 45 from the back of his pants :ummm:
Long story short officer says "Do you want to press charges" I was does he have a ccw, and is he mentally stable? I dont know I will check all that out... Blahh Blahhh ..
No I dont want to goto court so I was like well ya better check I am leaving this decision in your control.
I yell over to him drop them weapons buddy and I wll make you say your sorry on your knees bitch!
Cop was like Sir please leave if you dont want to press charges.
What a great start of a day hahn
Almost get ran over, yelled at and a 45 drawn on ya !! I am kicking somebodys ass this weekend Damn I am fucking HOT..
Good day