I freak out about UFOs... my biggest fear is UFOs.
As a side note. NOT saying anything about YOU!
Not at all.
If you google "ufo gay abductions" there will be quite a few hits. You might not find this idea there, but I'm here to help. :biglaugh:
It seems, when people are abducted by aliens, there is a common thread in the stories.
Quite often from a remote or deserted area (never the middle of a city), and it often involves some sort of anal probe.
Put those sort of 'facts' together, squint a little bit, and think about how the human brain works.
UFO abductions are possibly the result of the brain blanking out memories of a gay rape.
It is unfortunately a better explanation than aliens abducting people and sticking things up their bums!
Just be diligent about not letting people stick anything up your bum that you don't want them to, and you shouldn't have a problem!
That's what I think.
I ain't 'fraid a no alien. :biglaugh: