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82ndCowboy

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Well twice in the last 3 days I've had 2 close calls on my Max.
So I decided to sell her!

NOOOOOT! I decided today to slow my stupid ass down quite a bit though.
Funny how the first year I had my Max I was white knuckling it 90% of the time. And it seems like lately I've been looking down at the speedo and seeing the needle between 70 - 80 more and more. That speed doesn't scare me though, it's the fact that I'm so relaxed about going that speed.
I don't know if it's because of the instrument cowl I put on or if it's my new scorpion700 helmet. But what I do know Is I have to slow my ass down, before I go down.
Saturday I was running down Maytown Road, a road I have been on many times, and I over shot a corner and went in too fast I ended up in the grass holding onto the seat with with pure ass whole pucker, hopin and a praying that she wouldn't slip out from under me or nose dive. MY angel must have been with me because There were no poles or signs or trees to prevent my completion of the wild ride in the grass. Thankfully after a very bumpy and white knuckling 20 feet, I got it back on the road, and then a couple of miles down the road, the seat foam out of my ass crack!
Then tonight I was coming home from work the roads were still wet here and there from rain. And a light turned yellow, and naturally the little old lady in front of me had stopped when I had already mentally committed to making it through the light. I locked up the rear tire while squeezing the front brake slowly, and I could see I wasn't going to stop in time before I connected with her rear bumper. More foam up my ass crack, rear tire squeelin like a banshee. You know that sucky feeling you get in your stomach when you know that immanent point of impact is coming? Yep I thought this was it. BUT I kept squeezing that front brake more and more hopin and a prayin that the front wheel wouldn't lock up too. But once again, my angel must have been with me, because I came to a stop in less than a foot of the old lady's bumper. Now I know what Metzler rubber smells like. I guess it's no surprise I did the speed limit the rest of the way home, leaving about 10 car lengths between me and the person in front of me.

Sorry to bore you guys with my long story. But I just wanted to think it out loud as to make it stick in my head more prominently. I blame no one but my own stupidity and complacency.
And maybe by sharing my near mishaps it will remind others to make that extra effort to be safe, and keep safety on the very top of their thoughts while riding! I know I've been slackin lately!
 
Be careful out there 82ndCowboy! It's hard to pass on your knowledge from 6 feet under. An old riding buddy of mine says there's two kinds of riders, those that have wrecked, and those that will....
 
Well Robert, better to be picking "seat foam out of my ass crack" (as you would say):rofl_200: after an ass pucker moment than to be picking up pieces of your bike from a crash! Glad you made it through those tense moments without any damage!!:cheers: Now take it easy, you've used up all your good luck for this week. We don't want to hear about an accident you've been in. :stretche:
 
Thanks for giving that heads up Cowboy, I think it's a good thing for new or long time rider to have a reminder of how close the edge is. I'm glad you came out ok with your brush with the edge. :thumbs up:
 
Whew, glad you got through those. Hopefully, it recalibrated your internal speedometer a bit.

I had one of those recently, when a group of "landscape professionals" stopped in front of me on US 75 here in Dallas, recently. Big trailer, couldn't see traffic stopped in front of them, and no friggin' brake lights on their trailer.

I got stopped with a few feet to spare, but I was kind of pissed off at myself for grabbing too much rear brake for a couple of seconds. Need a little parking lot practice, soon. And I ride like an old man most of the time, anyway, so I should never have been in that situation.
 
Slow down damn it!

I go too fast alot when I'm alone but when I ride with others I go slower.

Good storys 82nd.
 
Shit Cowboy - slow that thing down a bit - :th_hit:

I kind of like having you on the forum and don't want to see that change!

If you keep driving like that, I will have to go down there and :boxing:and I really don't want to do that - lol

Glad you made out ok.

Mike
 
Glad your OK Robert.

And slow down some!

I've done the back bumper thing like you mentioned in exactly the same way a long time ago except I did hit the car (no damage) and bent my forks a little.

Sounds like every wreck I've had back in my 20's they were all self-inflicted.......

Be safe...We'd miss you

Rusty
 
Dittos---------

Really don't want to read about "IT" on this site. I'm a member of http://www.bigbikeworld.com and we have had a few serious crashes and deaths on the site. It sucks.
I've slowed down some( never was that fast on the streets anyway )in the last few years. It's really hard not to race some guy who really needs to be put in thier place but after my last speeding ticket, I promise NEVER to street race again:eusa_liar:

Lew
 
glad all is well i drive to fast all the time its hard not to....got caught in heavy rain last night i was amazed how the max rode in in rain on the highway thought is was pretty stable and stopped pretty well had a good stopping grip...
 
glad you made it. Sounds like maybe your mind is wandering while your riding. If your hauling ass on a max you have to stay focused...heck anytime on a bike. The problem with the Vmax is they are not very forgiving in the handeling and braking department...Sounds like you will be paying a little more attention now lol.
 
Thanks for the kind thoughts guys.
I can so feel the love in here!
I have reigned in my speed. And will make it a very conscious thought to stay safe. I know if I was to wreck my Baby, I would literally break down and cry like a blubbering idiot.
I still always ride as if everyone on the road is out to get me. Maybe I lost focus and was getting too much into the Fleeing away fast mode. LOL!
But the Safer side has prevailed and today I had a much better ride to and from work.
Slower can be fun too!
:punk:
 
Yea, one trailer dropping incident per bike life cycle. I had my close call last year. Got the nicks in the custom plate holder and pegs to prove it where I found a corner coming up too fast at night and the gaurdrail took nicks out of the parts (my leg was lifted out of the way and hangin on for dear life off the right side).

Sean
 
Yea, took a bit of heat and time for the seat to get back to shape after being squeezed up in my ass! Nothing like looking down at gaurdrail at nearly 100mph and having your foot being kicked back. The gaurdrail ooks like one of those meat slicers at that speed!

Sean
 
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