COP RUNNER
Well-Known Member
i .. YESTERDAY AT WORK , I JUST HAD SET UP THIS GMC CREW CAB DUELLIE ON THE LIFT , RAISED IT ABOUT HALF WAY SO I COULD PULL THE WHEELS OFF TO DO THE BRAKES , I LOOK AT ALL OF THE LIFT LOCATIONS TO MAKE SURE THEY ALL LOOK GOOD , THIS IT ONE LONG & HEAVY BEAST ! .. SO I HAD TO WALK OUT TO THE FRONT SHOP , SO INSTEAD OF WALKING AROUND THE TRUCK , I HUNCHED OVER AND WALKED QUICKLY UNDER IT , AS I REACHED THE BACK OF THE TRUCK AND STARTED STANDING UP WHILE WALKING FAST , THE GUY STILL HAD HIS GIANT , DROP DOWN , FUCKING TRAILER HITCH IN THE RECEIVER , IT CAUGHT ME A LITTLE BIT FORWARD OF TOP DEAD CENTER OF MY SCALP ! .. NEXT THING I NEW , I WAS FLAT ON MY BACK TRYING TO REGAIN MY COMPOSURE , MY NECK WAS IN SE-VIER PAIN & ALL OF MY LIMBS WERE TINGLING , I COULDN'T MOVE OF ABOUT 30 SECONDS , THEN I COULD FEEL THE WARM BLOOD START RUNNING DOWN MY HEAD , I'M IN THE BACK SHOP BY MYSELF , SO I HAD TO GET UP & GO OUT FRONT , SO I ROLL ONTO MY LEFT SIDE & STAGGER OUT FRONT , ( BLOOD RUNNING DOWN MY FACE ) THEY ALL FREAKED OUT AND CALLED THE AMBULANCE , THEY WERE THERE IN MINUTES , BACK BOARD & NECK BRACE , THE WHOLE DEAL , WHAT A NIGHTMARE ! .. SO 3 HOURS & 4 STAPLES LATER , NECK EX-RAYED & A CAT-SCAN , ALL WILL BE FINE THANK GOD ! ... NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OUT OF WORK FOR 5 DAYS AND STAY ON THIS " OXYCODONE " PAIN KILLER UNTIL THEN ! ... I'M JUST REALLY GLAD I DIDN'T HIT MY FOR-HEAD , I WOULD HAVE NASTY SCAR FROM THAT !