I'm a ******, and proud of it!

[BIGMO]

OK here goes. Hate the illeagal immigrants. Shoot em all. If they dont have a problem breaking our laws to come over illegal then they arent gonna worry about breakin laws once they are here. Hey we arent getting the cream of the crop mexicans ... we are geting the familia, mexican mafia fukers. Lawful mexicans wont cross the border.
We have our share of illegals , started once we put a "authentic" mexican resturant in. next thing u know we got a **** ton of them fukers here. our sherrif busted a van load of em and the INS said they wouldnt come here and pik em up. said it would take a bus load for them to come here. He stated that over our local radio. I wonder if they technically arent here ... is it illeagal to shoot em. i mean u arent killin an american covered under american law. soooner or later the rednecks around here wil have enough and there will be a war. it has happened before here. Probablt my biggest complaint with them is they dont pay taxes, kinda like these theiving minonites [sp] we have. We should make up a vmax religion and not pay taxes .... but still use the roads.

 

[Waylander]

We should make up a vmax religion and not pay taxes .... but still use the roads.

Call our god Vmaxus (pronounced Vee Mocks us) the four headed god of thunder.
Hell I'll move back and join.

 

[VikingD]

Here is the answer, courtesy of your friend and mine.....Robin Williams.

The Plan!

You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
Plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
Repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
Argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
But I have not heard of a plan for
Peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
To anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
To become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
To the army. The people who need
It most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
Saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'