Rusty McNeil
Well-Known Member
Guy goes to the Dr. and says, "Doc, I got a problem"
Doc "says tell me about it"
guy says "Well, every morning my wife wakes me up with a blowjob, then she joins me in the shower for a good fuck before we go off to work. When I get to work the receptionist drags me to the coat closet for some up against the wall legs spread, standing up hard sex, she does, this every morning!. Then about an hour later the mail room girl comes by my office and I fuck her in the ass in my private bathroom. She leaves and sometimes the bosses wife will show up and make me fuck her in the ass as well, on her husbands desk, he's out of the country a lot.
My wife meets me for lunch everyday so we grab a quick fuck wherever we can.
In the afternoon my secretary gives me long hard blowjobs under the desk while I actually try to get some work done, if i finish early I'l go ahead and fuck her too right on my desk before I head home.
Once I get home my wife greets me at the door and wants to fuck right away, doggie style over the back of the couch with the front door open so hopefully the nieghbors will see....
Finally I make it to bed, although sometimes we fuck again right before we fall to sleep."
So what's the big problem? Sounds pretty good to me says the Dr.
Guy says...
"The problem is it hurts like hell when I jerk off"
Doc "says tell me about it"
guy says "Well, every morning my wife wakes me up with a blowjob, then she joins me in the shower for a good fuck before we go off to work. When I get to work the receptionist drags me to the coat closet for some up against the wall legs spread, standing up hard sex, she does, this every morning!. Then about an hour later the mail room girl comes by my office and I fuck her in the ass in my private bathroom. She leaves and sometimes the bosses wife will show up and make me fuck her in the ass as well, on her husbands desk, he's out of the country a lot.
My wife meets me for lunch everyday so we grab a quick fuck wherever we can.
In the afternoon my secretary gives me long hard blowjobs under the desk while I actually try to get some work done, if i finish early I'l go ahead and fuck her too right on my desk before I head home.
Once I get home my wife greets me at the door and wants to fuck right away, doggie style over the back of the couch with the front door open so hopefully the nieghbors will see....
Finally I make it to bed, although sometimes we fuck again right before we fall to sleep."
So what's the big problem? Sounds pretty good to me says the Dr.
Guy says...
"The problem is it hurts like hell when I jerk off"
