I told my wife about this a few days ago....small polite chuckle was about the only response.
Fast forward to this morning....wife has a dozen or so insect bites around her ankles and the itch is driving her crazy. Told her I think it looks like flea bites and she should leave work and go to the pharmacy to get some calamine or something. She says, "But where would I get flea bites?", told her, not sure but probly she should head to the pharmacy to get some stuff for them...."I just don't understand it, would you turn the bed back and check the sheets....." OK honey, I did, there's nothing there but maybe you should go to the pharmacy ......! "Yeah, maybe I'll stop on the way home from work but if I got them at Brian & Shelley's last weekend wouldn't they start itching........"
Finally I said maybe you can find the maintenance man there at work and ask him to pull that nail out of your forehead.
A moment of silence then she burst out laughing...."OK, I'm hanging up and going to the pharmacy."
How men & women can get along...AT ALL...totally amazes me! We're from completely different parts of the universe and actually have nothing in common other than we walk upright and, in most cases, have opposing thumbs. :confused2:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:rofl_200: