It's started

Rollie · Dec 27, 2016

Bob came home from the road, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his ol Lady, "Quick, get me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little confused, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, get me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little pissed, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second now."
"That's it!" She screams, "You dirty *******! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down in a chair, don't even say hello to me and expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean this dump all day long while you are out raising hell, guzzling beer and riding around with your friends?"
Bob sighed. "Oh ****, it's started