keeping the wife in her place!

[Rusty McNeil]

Why does the Bride wear white??

So the dish washer will match the refridgerator!:rofl_200:

 

[tothemax93]

My wife treats me like a god. She gives me burn't offerings every night.:rofl_200:

 

[rebar]

Mine says shes keeper of the pootnanny!

pootnanny? :rofl_200: never heard that one in my parts.

 

[Alawicious]

My wife treats me like a god. She gives me burn't offerings every night.:rofl_200:

I gotta remember this :clapping:

 

[naughtyG]

Happy wife, happy life!

 

[Diablotin]

Unhappy life, miserable until the end of time... Lol

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[Blurr]

Did you ever hear a male fairy tale?

A young man fell in love with a beautiful princess. After many months wooing and courting her he asked her to marry him. She said no. So the young man went home and eat what ever he wanted, and continued to bang cheerleaders and boff milfs and bounce pretty brunettes when ever he wanted. He came home as late as he wanted with out dreading it. For that matter he came home as soon as he wanted with out dreading it; there was no one to ask him how his day was when all they really ment was 'shut up and act enthralled to hear how my day was'. He continued to drop his clothes where ever he wanted and most importantly, he was free to ride his motorcycle when ever he wanted since he didn't have to 'maintain' any frivolous relationships with other couples he found inanely boring or insensible 'plastic' in their sincerity.

The end

 

[Alawicious]

And he lived happily everafter :eusa_dance:

 

[Rusty McNeil]

Did you ever hear a male fairy tale?

A young man fell in love with a beautiful princess. After many months wooing and courting her he asked her to marry him. She said no. So the young man went home and eat what ever he wanted, and continued to bang cheerleaders and boff milfs and bounce pretty brunettes when ever he wanted. He came home as late as he wanted with out dreading it. For that matter he came home as soon as he wanted with out dreading it; there was no one to ask him how his day was when all they really ment was 'shut up and act enthralled to hear how my day was'. He continued to drop his clothes where ever he wanted and most importantly, he was free to ride his motorcycle when ever he wanted since he didn't have to 'maintain' any frivolous relationships with other couples he found inanely boring or insensible 'plastic' in their sincerity.

The end

I got a voicemail of this coupling of years ago, slightly raunchier version. Laughed so hard I cried.