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Rusty McNeil

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Lesbionics....funny!

A new term known as 'Lesbionics'....

1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
100 people that don't do dick.
 
A woman had a tattoo of Santa Clause on her left inner thigh, she had a tattoo of a turkey on her right inner thigh. This was to remind her girlfriend that there's always something to eat in between the holidays!

(This can also be told as a woman reminding her husband!)
 
There are two gay guys and two lesbians. They both live the same distance from the airport. Who gets there first?
















The lesbians! Because they are out lick-a-tee split, while the two gay guys are at home still packing their ****!
 
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