Miracle of Toilet Paper

[Buster Hymen]

Another one from my email...


THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER​

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me
it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you
want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and
rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even
walk again.

Stupid, stupid man.​

 

[mikemax04]

Ha ha ha. I'll have to remember NOT to use that one.