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Buster Hymen

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Most of us probably fit the title of the thread! :biglaugh:

No Googling the answers!


Are You Smarter Than A 60 Year Old?



01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the
grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?_______________.


02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S., in early 1964, we all watched them on The ______________ Show.


03. 'Get your kicks, ___________.'

04. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to___________________.'

05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.'

06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____________.'

07. Nestle's makes the very best . .. . . _______________.'

08. Satchmo was America 's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________.

09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________.

10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night,and '________
________... '

11.Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning
their______________.

12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by?
___________&_______________.

13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music
died.' This was a tribute to ___________________.

14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called ___________________.

15.One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring
that we twirled around our waist. It was called the __ ______________.

16. Remember LS/MFT_____ _____/_____ _____ _____?


17. Hey Kids! What time is it? It's _____ ______ _____!

18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men? The _____ Knows!

19. There was a song that came out in the 60's that was "a graveyard smash" it's name was the ______ ______!

20. Alka Seltzer used a "boy with a tablet on his head" as it's
Logo/Representative. What was the boys Name? ________
 
All but #16-- I did see that someone stills makes the mistake of calling him Skeleton instead of Skelton though.
 
16 and 20 tripped me up, probably a result of growing up watching tv on a antenna, receiving only 3 channels on good days with 2 of them being Canadian!
 
Good thing they only ask for Red's clown name" Good night for now and may god bless"



Clem Kadiddlehopper:

Clem Kadiddlehopper was the dim-witted country bumpkin who was loved by all. It was a character who seemed like a fool, but every so often he would get one up on his counterpart.





Freddie the Freeloader:

Freddie the Freeloader was the hobo who lived in the city dump. Freddie would also be seen sleeping on a park bench often being told by a passing by police officer to move along or risk be arrested for vagrancy.





Gertrude and Heathcliffe:

Gertrude and Heathcliffe were two seagulls that Red did and acted like they could talk.





Sheriff Deadeye:

Sheriff Deadeye was the not so honest lawman





Cauliflower McPugg:

Cauliflower McPugg was the punch drunk fighter who often time heard "bells and birds"





George Appleby:

George Appleby was the henpecked husband known for allowing his wife to walk all over him.





San Fernando Red:

San Fernando Red was your typical somewhat crooked politician (not that politicians are typically crooked)





Willie Lump Lump:

Willie Lump Lump was the constant drunk who was often seen staggering, never seen sober.





Junior the Mean Widdle Kid:

Junior was the little child who's catch phrase was "I dood it".




Bolivar Shagnasty:

Bolivar Shagnasty was described as a "loudmouthed braggard".



 
15 out of 20 :bang head:

Missed 10, 13, 16, 18, 20

So I guess I'm not that OLD of a guy.. :rofl_200:
 
Might be smarter than a 60 yr old but probly not as smart as a 10 yr old!! How do you get the answers? :confused2:

LOL.. sorry I forgot to post the answers! I must be old!

Here are the answers:

ANSWERS:
01.The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04.To protect the innocent.
05.The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex watch
10. Freddy, The Freeloader and 'Good Night and God Bless.'
11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned. Not flags, as some have guessed)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15 Hoola-hoop
16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine Tobacco
17. Howdy Doody Time
18. Shadow
19. Monster Mash
20. Speedy
 
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