Two things.
First, RA, interesting story about the ME880 flat rear. My experience was similar. Parked the bike, went inside a bookstore for 15-minutes or so. Boarded the bike, not noticing the tire sitting low, or anything. But, I knew something was wrong with that squishy, wobbly feeling and pulled over. Had what looked to be a gash, right in the tread on a tire with about 4k. Didn't feel odd when I parked it, and I suspect that either I hit something right before I pulled into the lot, or someone with a knife helped me out while I was stopped. Nasty gash, and wouldn't hold air for more than 30-seconds or so, aired up. Air tank, Slime and then a trip to local shop for a new ME880.
The other thing interesting in this thread...where are all the complaints about nails, flats, etc. from Dunlop and Bridgestone owners? Seems odd that so many ME880s are reported to be going flat. Maybe it's due to the number of VMF users that are running them...???