There should be a law....

[jfeagins]

Where's the outcry from the Whitehouse over these kind of situations? There should be laws written, calls for banning....etc...

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-stabbed-watching-horror-movie-the-shallows-santa-rosa-theater/

These assault knives are E V I L.

 

[1FK00]

If he wasn't talking during the movie, I see no reason for him to be stabbed.

 

[Itgoes]

If he wasn't talking during the movie, I see no reason for him to be stabbed.

:rofl_200:

 

[jfeagins]

If he wasn't talking during the movie, I see no reason for him to be stabbed.

The article didn't mention whether or not a cell phone was in play though.:confused2:

 

[dannymax]

The article didn't mention whether or not a cell phone was in play though.:confused2:

Probly not....you get shot for cell phone activity.....but I believe a smelly fart can get you stabbed.

 

[jfeagins]

Probly not....you get shot for cell phone activity.....but I believe a smelly fart can get you stabbed.

But in a darkened theater, how could you be for certain exactly who had unleashed a smelly fart in order to attack the correct person?

 

[dannymax]

But in a darkened theater, how could you be for certain exactly who had unleashed a smelly fart in order to attack the correct person?

A good fart smeller should be able to narrow it down to 3 or 4 people....then just stab one to get the rest of 'em to fess up....if they all point to the guy you stabbed....well, you took a stab at it and got it right!! :rofl_200:

 

[tothemax93]

A good fart smeller should be able to narrow it down to 3 or 4 people....then just stab one to get the rest of 'em to fess up....if they all point to the guy you stabbed....well, you took a stab at it and got it right!! :rofl_200:

So if you get stabbed for a smelly fart and you use your phone to call for help, you'll probably get shot:confused2: I'll think i'll stay home:eusa_dance:

 

[sdt354]

Hillary Clinton- "If I'm elected, we'll take a serious look at a mandatory pocket knife buy back program"

 

[dannymax]

Hillary Clinton- "If I'm elected, we'll take a serious look at a mandatory pocket knife buy back program"

I lost all my pocket knives in a most unfortunate Walleye fishing derby tragedy.......the mere retelling brings tears to my eyes...........:sad2:

 

[caseyjones955]

All my knives are also missing, I think they were taken along with all the guns, cant find anything. Just make sure nobody sees you in public with a toothpick or you could end up on the no fly list.

 

[SpecOps13]

I always get into fights at the Theater. Patrons always Text, Talk, Talk to each other, eat loudly or something stupid to piss me off. Very little good stuff like having ***.:rofl_200: I don't even go any more.

 

[sdt354]

All my knives are also missing, I think they were taken along with all the guns, cant find anything. Just make sure nobody sees you in public with a toothpick or you could end up on the no fly list.

I'll bet an Arkansas toothpick would draw some attention at the movies? Can you own a pocket knife in NY still, Dan-o? Elizabeth Warren, our notoriously fk-up Senator from Ma. would be glad to get knifes banned too, if picked to be Hillary's VP.
She's called Pocahauntus here.
Steve-o

 

[1FK00]

I always get into fights at the Theater. Patrons always Text, Talk, Talk to each other, eat loudly or something stupid to piss me off. Very little good stuff like having ***.:rofl_200: I don't even go any more.

Find out where Paul Reubens sees movies. You might see some *** then.

 

[dannymax]

I'll bet an Arkansas toothpick would draw some attention at the movies? Can you own a pocket knife in NY still, Dan-o? Elizabeth Warren, our notoriously fk-up Senator from Ma. would be glad to get knifes banned too, if picked to be Hillary's VP.
She's called Pocahauntus here.
Steve-o

I guess so Steve-o, but no switchblades, gravity knives, stilettos, butterfly knives, and pretty sure no locking blades....all that is covered in the safe act I believe.

Safe as in it's a lot safer to be an outlaw thug than it used to be!! That's the safe part of the Safe Act! :jerk it: