This one's really out there!

[dannymax]

True story!! A guy in upstate NY (Clyde Gardner) wanted to kill his GF, so he planned to kill a bear, skin it out, crawl into the skin and attack his GF and maul her to death with the claws!

Sounds almost foolproof....right?

Well, apparantly even ol' dumb Clyde decided this plan was fraught with uncertainty so decided to get a buddy to stage a fatal accident instead.

Well, the buddy....probly sick to death of hearing about Clyde's bear mauling bullshit....and also realizing that a fatal accident might be a little difficult to stage....immediately went to the local State Police facility and laid it all out.

Clyde will be spending the next 5 - 15 years in the hoosgow, dreaming of big pointy teeth and bloody bearskin union suits!!

There's even more:

http://wnyt.com/article/stories/S2306360.shtml?cat=0

 

[SpecOps13]

What a total Dumb Ass...:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

 

[Rollie]

Wouldn't a bear eat her for dinner after a mauling ? :rofl_200:

 

[dannymax]

:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

It doesn't appear ol' Clyde had much mental horsepower in reserve.....probly this bear mauling scheme took him pretty close to the red line!!

Been real fitting if he'd actually gone thru with it and the GF had blasted his ass into the next zip code with a .44 magnum!! :clapping:unk::clapping:


OMG!! Clyde......is that you? :surprise::surprise::surprise: Immediately followed by.......

WTF are you doing in a bear suit? :ummm::ummm::ummm:

 

[Rollie]

......... or the bear had other ideas to start with ! :rofl_200:

 

[dannymax]

:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200: Another poetic ending to ol' Clyde!! :rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

 

[forestdaledave]

And they walk among us!
Dave

 

[sdt354]

Now old Clyde will meet Bubba Bear, Dann-o

:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

It doesn't appear ol' Clyde had much mental horsepower in reserve.....probly this bear mauling scheme took him pretty close to the red line!!

Been real fitting if he'd actually gone thru with it and the GF had blasted his ass into the next zip code with a .44 magnum!! :clapping:unk::clapping:


OMG!! Clyde......is that you? :surprise::surprise::surprise: Immediately followed by.......

WTF are you doing in a bear suit? :ummm::ummm::ummm:

 

[dannymax]

Now old Clyde will meet Bubba Bear, Dann-o

He sure will Steve-o!! Bet they're gonna have some good laughs in the 'big house' over this one!!

 

[sharwood]

He will be someone's bitch in the big house, you can bet on that.