Not at all, this forum is pretty free flowing, we love a good story here!
The chicken coop comment reminded me of a scene in an old texas desert road trip movie called "Fandango" with a very young Kevin Costner, Emilio Estevez and a few others where they went sky diving, the stoned to the gills pilot had to sweep all the chickens out of his Cessna before taking off.
Pretty good movie I thought, brings back warm memories of younger days.
They filmed parts of it in and around my hometown of Pecos, we knew a movie crew was in town, but no one knew who the heck Costner was back then.
He was also the corpse in the opening scenes of "The Big Chill," over-whom all the University of MI alumni gather to mourn his suicide.
Aleve works great, just don't use it continuously or at repeated high doses as you can end-up w/organ damage. I use Aleve as-needed.