NEWS Bulletin!
Fairbanks Alaska has an unusual geographic feature which was recently noticed by a commercial jetliner on-approach for landing. Similar to the South American
Plains of Nazca, located in Peru, this unusual formation series was observed on a golf course at North Star golf course. Notice the water hazards surrounding the perimeter. The arrow-straight lines and detailed pictographs are believed to be associated with the venerable
Holy Mother of Acceleration, which was rumored to be the cause of flights of reindeer taking to the skies in late December, apparently originating from this area of North America, and spotted roaming the entire globe, as-documented by NORAD.
A study of the ancient artwork is underway, and speculation is rife as-to the named god, "Morley," who is believed to have origins in the North American plains where the Kickapoo Native American tribe was heard to invoke the name of "Morley" after consuming large quantities of Kickapoo Joy Juice. Archaeologists are stunned by the detail and advanced engineering shown in the land lines. Some attribute the work to interaction with
Ancient Astronauts. Work continues to attempt to decipher the influences leading to this amazing geographic feature.
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For comparison, here is a Peruvian Plains of Nazca drawing:
Note the simian tail of the featured geoglyph, there is talk of a connection between the Alaska features and the Peruvian symbol. The
Rungwecebus apeo is thought by many scholars to have influenced the Indians' creative efforts, a rough translation is "the monkey who changes things."