I might have you one better...I'm bored as hell, in a town of ~5000 people, and stuck in campus apartment housing. No garage, no toys to fiddle with, no projects to work on. Home is a good 200 mile drive (one way), so far too expensive in gas to drive home with any frequency to visit my Vmax or any other stuff.
I've got my Odyssey project that's been on pause now for weeks due to well, not being around to work on it.
The one upswing is our SPEED lab (student projects in engineering experience and design) has a fully equipped machine shop. Mills, lathes, CNC, saws of all sorts, sanders, any kind of metalworking tool you can think of. Welders of all shapes and sizes, from little 120v wire MIGs to 480v size-of-a-small-closet "do it all" ones, complete with radiators and stockpiles of k-cylinders. You have to take a training class to use the big CNC stuff or the welders worth more than say $1000, but I basically taught myself to use the smaller lathes and the mini-mill that they don't bother to lock.
So I plan to fab up a nice set of motor mounts for that Yamaha 340 sled engine to stick it in the odyssey....mill in some slots to make the position adjustable.
Potsdam does get a shitload of snow in the winter though, and it's a fairly low traffic area so riding around here is usually excellent, way better than the mob scene known as old forge or tug hill.
Otherwise, I play Team Fortress 2 on the computer, or sometimes Black Ops zombies co-op mode. I have a PS3, but really prefer games on the computer and don't use it all that much.
If anybody plays on Steam my username there is the same as here...